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Darcy ❌️ 👑
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OG #KHIVE. Blue dot in Utah. ENM. Queer. Slut. Nerd. Mom.
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I was on them as far back as 99. All that shit was there back then too.

Now the sane ones are all still friends and admit how fucking crazy we all were. 😂
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WHOLE lotta the ex-variety here. 😂
I still feed the missionaries when they come to the door.
Wait! What if I am old with white hair AND have a septum piercing?!
Headline - "Three cops go down on giant penis."
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
Headline - "Three cops go down on giant penis."
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
This is stunning and inspiring.
An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago
I sincerely hope that George Soros has a signature stamp for all the checks.
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
I think #NoKingsDay should be the official start of a full #RepublicanSexStrike.

DO NOT
- Fuck fascists
- Fuck Republicans
- Fuck ICE
- Fuck Trump

We should only do that with people we LIKE.

Please share if you plan to take part. No sex for fascists.
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Woman on the bus (to her boyfriend who's just put on a Vader mask): Stop it.
Him: Why? Am I scary?
Her: No Tim. Just very, very irritating.
Aw! Happy birthday! You share it with my dad!
This reminds me of when my brother moved to Arcata and got a job at a weed farm (way back when CA was one of the first states with even medical). My dad's comment was, "He's already fulfilled all his dreams. What's he gonna do with the rest of his life?"
I will laugh at this comment, though. 😂
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Yeah, but there was a typo, so you can still do it. 😋
"What is this, and arch for ANTS?!"
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Time is up. I gave Speaker Mike Johnson two days to swear in Adelita Grijalva. Arizona's 7th congressional district 813,000 Arizonans are now being taxed without representation. I have lawyers downstairs right now drafting litigation.

youtu.be/9OBdjsGntQI?...
AG Mayes Demands Speaker Johnson Swear In Adelita Grijalva | The Lead with Jake Tapper CNN
YouTube video by Arizona Attorney General's Office
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Me tooooooo. That was a great day.
This is beautiful to watch.
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
Ok. Clearly the 79 year olds are on the list today... 🤞