K Jacobson
@mistresskofos.bsky.social
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Kind of a trail runner, mostly a dork - the great outdoors, cats, hockey, motorcycles, punk rock, aquariums, and smashing the patriarchy, fascism, and intolerance
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Got absolutely wrecked - rainy morning, lost all 4 games, blew out my back and got mercied out of the last one in the 2nd half - but had such fun at the first Sticks & Steins ball hockey tournament at KW Oktoberfest with our Canadian Beer League family! 🏒
The Canadian Beer League ball hockey team with Onkel Hans & Tante Frieda at KW Oktoberfest (7 co-ed players in white jerseys with two mascots - one male and one female - in traditional Bavarian dress) Gabe, Laura, Brady, myself, Ilya, and Tank pose for a team photo on the ball hockey rink  in our white Beer League Hockey Practice jerseys during a break in the morning rain, with large buildings of Downtown Kitchener in the background
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Wanted to give this little baby a tickle SO MUCH, but settled for just gently tipping the recycling bin so it could scamper off ❤️
A juvenile possum sits in the corner of a blue recycling bin surrounded by empty containers
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In this case, yes - pepper balls are to be fired at hard surfaces, it's the contents of them that causes problems for anyone nearby. Shooting them at people (let alone pastors) is not their intended purpose and can cause serious injury
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Now, now - whores make an honest living
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..so also my dumb ass may have ended up in an all-out 100 yard sprint against a bloody OHL hockey player after the game this evening. He just edged me out by the end, but I do have a couple of decades on him and had just played an 80min game so I'm not gonna beat myself up about losing 😅
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Sometimes you've just gotta bop out at 6pm to drive an hour and a quarter to a rink so that the first session of your favourite hockey org's shinny in a new city gets to start off with two goalies - even managed to get leg day and a run in first, and made it home by 11pm! 🏒 Thanks London BLHP!
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The Yakety Sax soundtrack is 🤌
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The Celebrated Humping Frog of Multnomah County
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Had been in such a slump in net for months - was honestly starting to think about hanging up the pads. Played an open pickup game last night, though, and FINALLY had a decent showing! Kind of messed up my shoulder in the process, but still felt good to get to frustrate some shooters 🏒
A hockey goalie in red, black, and white leans forward and stares into the camera with un-gloved hands on the thigh rises of her pads
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I had seen a couple of berried females, but I thought they dropped their eggs...until I spotted this little shrimplet! It's impossibly small - like a tiny white eyelash - but my shrimp are finally starting to breed! 🦐
A tiny white shrimplet forages in some weeping moss while pink ramshorn snails go about their little invertebrate lives
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I don't know why Tillie likes to dig, but fortunately the neighbour (whose lawn it is) thinks it's as adorable as we do
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We sure it wasn't actually Spring Energy that made these?
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24c in late September? Don't mind if I do get my paddle wet..
A paddleboards's nose is drenched in golden sunlight the perfectly glass-like water of a river bordered by trees, with a rail trestle in the distance The sun struggles to peek over a tree lined left shore of a mirror like river, the right shore bathed in sunshine A woman in a blue bikini top and shorts stands on her paddleboard, looking back over her shoulder at the camera. She wears a peaked hat with an embroidered image of Mazinaw Rock and red-lensed sunglasses, the sun casting her shadow on the board floating on perfectly calm water Not a ripple or cloud intrudes on a sunny downriver view of the Grand
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R Crumb leading the charge for more than six decades
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You're just thinking of the table, darth - it's really very noble of you
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Another cracker of a day at Monster of Mazinaw in stunning Bon Echo Provincial Park this past weekend. Yeah, I was DFL but I got some lovely photos and came in well under the cut-off #trailrunning #fallcolours #monsterofmazinaw #bonecho
Thin, wispy clouds in a blue sky are reflected by the calm, tree-lined water of Bon Echo Lake A jumble of sunlit rocks poses as a trail alongside a slow-moving stream bordered by pine trees and brilliantly coloured bushes under a blue sky A narrow, rocky trail draped in autumnal colours squeezes between two trees on loop 3 of the Abes & Essens backpacking trail A riot of autumn colour clothes a rocky climb toward a bright blue sky
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Good morning from the first ray of sunshine over Mazinaw Rock
The sun peeks over a saddle of tree-covered rock on the far side of a windblown lake
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But there are so many cats I don't follow so how am I supposed to see all the adorable floofs?
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My husband and I are Canadian - he had never heard of Kirk before his death, when Canadian news radio basically said that a man who traveled around speaking about his faith had been killed speaking at a university. Made him sound like a religious leader, not a right wing youtuber spreading hate
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It's the little tail hug that really makes it ❤️