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Michael Jay McClure
@mjmimages.bsky.social
13K followers 930 following 11K posts
I know you think I’m some silly little debutante. [contemporary art, poetry, dance, film, & fashion] instagram: mjmimages
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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 7h
They fixed the sinkhole before I could look in it, story of my life.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 7h
It’s actually the litmus test for a good French chef!
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 7h
The best. I feel super sophisticated when I order it at a French restaurant.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 7h
Totally. You’re a chef not a dom daddy.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 7h
I’m sorry for whatever I did; can I please order some roasted chicken or whatever?
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 8h
Sometimes a chef’s tasting menu feels like I’m being punished.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 8h
The men’s show was perfect, however, IMO.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 11h
Café. So caffeinated I’m hovering one millimeter off my chair.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 16h
“You can wear orange as pants & you can wear strong pinks (which give you the same feeling as orange). That has to be good enough.”

—MJM’s orange addiction mantra
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 16h
You already cornered the market on red, too.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 16h
FRIEND: Pumpkin?

MJM: Neon

FRIEND: Babe, no.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 17h
Oh thank God you called I’ve relapsed & am trying to convince myself that I can wear orange again.

—me answering phone just now
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 17h
Jerrica is already my favorite tv character of all time.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 18h
TV show idea: Foxxy. In the near future, MAGA leaders have fled the country to escape justice. To bring them to trial, The Pentagon launches a covert squad of former Miss Universe contestants turned elite mercenaries — led by former black ops veteran, Jerrica Foxxy.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 18h
Hahaha. I had to delete it for all our good. I came up with Cory but someone else came up with my favorite: Horst.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d
I was hoping (& almost said something).
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d
Also Gil.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d
Thank God I saw this.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d
Yes. Already noted.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d
Bless you for these. Especially Horst.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d
Abel is great.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d
Joy is fabulous.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d
Is Denny a name? I think Denny is a name.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d
Dex too but that’s sloppy of me.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d
Ben.
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