Marvelous Max
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Republicans are determined to view children's genitals
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Sir, your diaper appears to be leaking
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The cause is Trump told him to.
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Intelligent and rational
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The word is criminally
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He's going to turn himself in and confess the whole plot.
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Then give all protesters press credentials.
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Anything not to be Mrs. Trump #4
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When he's rolled into the autopsy room they'll weigh and measure him so we'll know some day.
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Is the pardon of an impeached president worth anything?
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He could give a fuck.
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And the Democrats will offer them a real time fuck off
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Her first nude photo shoot in 20 years.
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How about the DJ that does soundtracks on his porn collection?