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Chris Ceballos

@mollystongue.bsky.social

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 13d

#ScaryMovieMonth
My alternate 7 word reviews:

ALMOST HUMAN (2013) dir. Joe Begos

Never hesitate to shoot alien face rapists.
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Just give her some pants already, creeps!

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 33m

For all the classic bangers showing at the @newbeverly.bsky.social I. November I’m kinda most excited about the Oz Perkins double of LONGLEGS and THE MONKEY.

Jeff Smith @jeffsmithhere.bsky.social · 43m

This is your song, not mine. How many films can you spot in this November @newbeverly.bsky.social sneak peek? ✂️🎞️ vimeo.com/1127371862

New Beverly Cinema - November 2025

Because We Love Showing Movies. Edited by @jeffsmithhere.

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 5h

#ScaryMovieMonth Day 15
THE PACK (1977) dir. Robert Clouse

The real monsters: tourists abandoning “summer” pets.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 16h

#ScaryMovieMonth
CRY_WOLF (2005) dir. Jeff Wadlow

Yes millennials, AOL messenger was that popular.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 1d

HOUSEBOUND (2014) dir. Gerald Johnstone

Awaiting American remake starring Good Place Shellstrop.

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Brian Saur @bobfreelander.bsky.social · 2d

GROW UP TONY PHILLIPS is a lovely Halloween season movie and it’s playing tonight at @cinematicvoid.bsky.social (LF3) with Director Emily Hagins in person!
www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...
@amcinematheque.bsky.social

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 2d

Just obeying the “see Elisabeth Shue’s opening 2-minutes of Adventures in Babysitting, repost Elisabeth Shue’s opening 2-minutes of Adventures in Babysitting” law.

Bill Chambers @flmfrkcentral.bsky.social · 2d

Celebrate Chris Columbus Day with the 2 minutes of film that put me through puberty: the opening sequence of ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING. youtu.be/xFrecN_dsPc?...

Adventures in Babysitting - Then He Kissed Me (Intro)

YouTube video by MrRaptureRider

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 2d

#ScaryMovieMonth
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 (2011) dir. Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman

Teddy Ruxpin was never not totally terrifying.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 3d

#ScaryMovieMonth

CAT’S EYE (1985) dir. Lewis Teague

Picked wrong day to start obeying gravity.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 4d

VILLIANS (2019) dir. Robert Olsen & Dan Berk

What?… I was staring at Maika Monroe

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 5d

#ScaryMovieMonth
BLISS (2019) dir. Joe Begos

Portrait of an Artist as a Bloodsucker.

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F This Movie! @fthismovie.bsky.social · 6d

Reserved Seating: @riskeadam.bsky.social and Rob are joined again by @thesoniashow.bsky.social to answer your Scary Movie questions in a new #ScaryMovieMonth mailbag! www.fthismovie.net/2025/10/rese...

Reserved Seating: #ScaryMovieMonth Mailbag

The review duo (with Sonia Mansfield!) who open up the mailbag to answer your Scary Movie Month questions!

www.fthismovie.net

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 6d

So the first time we got 1/3 VistaVision and 2/3 DCP. Keeping my fingers crossed because it really looked so much better in VV. #OneFormatAfterAmother

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 6d

If this is the inaugural episode of your new podcast series Perusing Polley with @joeledmiston.bsky.social
I am so totally in!

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 7d

INTRUDER (1989) dir. Scott Spiegel

Maybe best ending of most meh movie.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 8d

SORORITY ROW (2009) dir. Stewart Hendler

Where is the Chugs prequel we deserve?

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 8d

THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF HORROR (1969) dir. Michael Armstrong

Writer was only 15. Felt like it.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 9d

#letsgo 70mm IMAX #OneFormatAfterAnother

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 9d

@robdicristino.bsky.social Hope your birthday is Snickity Snack like Wolverine yo!

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 9d

#ScaryMovieMonth NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: THE DREAM CHILD (1989) dir. Stephen Hopkins

The bastard son of a hundred maniacs is an epic backstory.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 10d

DEATH BECOMES HER (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis

What?… I was staring at Isabella Rossellini

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 11d

I’ve got a James Karen bumper sticker so you can guess how I’m voting.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 11d

#ScaryMovieMonth

THE MANGLER (1995) dir. Tobe Hooper

Freddy unrecognizable under all that prosthetic makeup.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 12d

WAXWORK (1988) dir. Anthony Hickox

What? … I was staring at Deborah Foreman.

Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 12d

#ScaryMovieMonth

VAMPS (2012) dir. Amy Heckerling

What?… I was staring at Kristin Ritter.

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Chris Ceballos @mollystongue.bsky.social · 13d

Me after listening to your take on a movie that crackles with sexual energy for nearly 2 solid hours.

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