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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 1d

Every year. I'd list it as an accounting holiday and bring the family

Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine if the Bobby Bonilla one ended at Shea with the team presenting him with a check. What an amazing parade it would be

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 2d

Why is the rabbit wearing the R Kelly mask and why does that make this image much, much more troubling?

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 2d

Get em

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 2d

I told you when the ouija board said it wanted to talk to your manager that it was time to start taking this seriously and now look at you

Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 4d

This should be enough band nerds in the trap to form my own orchestra.

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 4d

Why isn't anyone asking him if he's saying that we need to accept monarchy in order to keep getting paid?

Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 4d

Somewhere in the pit someone is getting the full rant.
"They're not sending their best and brightest. They're sending clarinetists. They're sending oboists. They're trombonists. And some, I assume, are good cellists."

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 5d

Waiting for the shocking story that reveals they were all big nft guys too

Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 5d

My biblically accurate asshole waiting for the proctologist to finish screaming and start the exam

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 5d

Damn still trying to make fetch happen huh? Maybe that video games line will hit with a few hundred more tries

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 5d

This sounds like something a skeleton in disguise would say to get us to drop our guard

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 6d

Isn't that the origin story for like 80% of the cabinet at this point

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 6d

Yes I would agree that the "foreskin is your autism shield" crowd isn't good at any biology, though they do a pretty good job of proving that point daily

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 6d

You lost them for accounting for anything in females beyond their ability to reproduce

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 6d

The UK is under attack by skeleton dinosaurs?!

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Breakfast Completionist @morbo.bsky.social · 6d

Newest in the "things that definitely cause autism" department is circumcision. Ol bobby Brainworms will be on peen patrol until he gets to the heart of things