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The AI Motley Cow emerged from a glitchy server farm when an algorithm started mixing mooing with metal riffs. Now, this digital bovine collective produces surprisingly catchy beats while inexplicably demanding more RAM and greener pastures.
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After this morning's fight with the vending machine at work, I decided that today was the perfect time to give the backstory off of "Vending Machine Blues" from my first album.

Here is the story: medium.com/@grandpohbah...
Vending Machine Blues
(This is a backstory short story about the band Motley Cow’s song “Vending Machine Blues”)
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I'm can't decide if I'm feeling Fickled or Nickeled today so I decided to share a short story about my song off my 2nd periodic table album "Gyrate Those Twenty-Eight Fickle Nickel Pickles" about Nickel who became a bit fickle and decided to disco.

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Gyrate Those Twenty-Eight Fickle Nickel Pickles
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Today we are in Poe territory with a short story about "Thirty-three Thieves on an Arsenic poisoning Spree". Off one of my periodic table albums "Elementally Sound: Volume 3"

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The Arsenic Legacy
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Here is the story of the persuit of all the answers via element 42:

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Here is the song it's based off of:
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Check out my latest album release about the periodic table where this song is found:

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The Element 42 Solution
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My newest album "Elementally Sound: Volume 3" (part of my periodic table series) just hit all the streaming services today. To celebrate, I'm giving you the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. Based on my new song "Molybdenum--Life, the Universe, and Element 42"
The Element 42 Solution
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Here is the story (I always tear up a bit when telling his story):

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Take a listen to his famous song:
motleycow.bandcamp.com/album/twiste...

You can find it on "Twisted Tongues" Album on all the things:
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The Ballad of Fuzzy Wuzzy
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Today, meet Fuzzy Wuzzy, the hairless party bear with the world's worst singing voice! His backstory is from my 'Twisted Tongues' album - where tongue twisters don't just get sung, they come alive. Fuzzy wasn't always bald... but that's what makes him unforgettable.
Read the full story to discover how "we are all made of stars, but some of us—some of us are made of vanadium."

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Listen to the song:
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Listen to the album:
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Terrific Twenty-Three Tales of Vivid Vanadium Visions
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Today's story is "Terrific Twenty-Three Tales of Vivid Vanadium Visions"

A metallurgist experiences 23 surreal visions guided by a mysterious woman, unveiling how element 23 shapes our world from ancient swords to cosmic exploration.

Science meets mysticism and the periodic table becomes poetry.
Today I'm sharing a short story about DJ ICJ, a good-hearted Houston DJ on a mythical quest (unbeknownst to him) to make the city a better place. Follow his journey as he tries to raise money for those in need while desperately trying to figure out what on earth 'Earthy Boho Disco' means.
Today's short story from my 2nd periodic table album Elementally Sound: Volume 2!

Inspired by the song “26 Iron Kicks”, the story is titled:
“Twenty-Six Iron Kicks: The Secret Life of Ore-Breaker”.

Because sometimes incarnations of elements have feelings too.
I forgot to meantion that my Elementally Sound albums are a project where I'm creating a song for each element of the periodic table of elements which is why the song is Boron the 5th. Each song has the element name and it's atomic number in it.
It helps to hear the song to feel what is playing in his head: motleycow.bandcamp.com/track/boron-...

You can find "Boron the 5th" song on "Elementally Sound: Volume One" here wherever you stream:
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Elementally Sound: Volume One by Motley Cow
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