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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Nov 23

The cat's out the bag. The Turmoil Party is now dissolved. @ppppmpsp.bsky.social, you have our support.

Radio Incohérente Canada @ric-mpsp.bsky.social · Nov 22

@brandonlympsp.bsky.social @carlyfoxmpsp.bsky.social

A news graphic from "RIC Canada" features a black-and-white photo of a classroom setting with red arrows pointing to a man wearing a baseball cap and circled in red, labeled with "ACTUALLY BRANDON LY???" in bold red text. The headline "Breaking News" is displayed on a ribbon banner. Below, a text box states that sources claim the Right Honorable Brandon Ly faked his own death last year, creating alter egos to regain respect and glory. Questions are raised about his identity, his allies, and whether he is truly dead. A smaller photo on the right shows a woman holding a "Certificate of Death" for Brandon Ly, suggesting she may have information about the scandal. Additional bilingual text invites readers to share any further information.

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Nov 22

D’autres politiciens le verront ce soir: le chaos, l’anarchie et la tourmente sont des sujets brûlants pour les Canadiens, et leur refus de le reconnaître entraînera leur chute!

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Nov 22

Other politicians will see tonight: chaos, anarchy and turmoil are hot button issues for Canadians, and their refusal to acknowledge that will be their downfall!

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Nov 21

Notre platforme // Our platform:

a group of people standing in front of a fire

ALT: a group of people standing in front of a fire

media.tenor.com

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Nov 8

Les événements amusants comme Olympolitiques vont complètement à l'encontre des valeurs du Parti tourmente. On va donc boycotter cet événement parce que ce sera trop de fun! Seules les personnes qui veulent rencontrer d'autres personnes et participer à des activités amusantes devraient y aller!

uOttawa MPSP @uottawampsp.com · Nov 5

🎉 Avez-vous hâte? Olympolitique arrive à grands pas!

Rejoignez-nous ce vendredi 8 novembre au FSS 2030 à 19h pour une soirée francophone pleine d’activités loufoques!

Olympolitique! Le 8 novembre au FSS 2030 à 19h!

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 25

La Bigfootphobie est une problème majeur dans le Canada. Ça doit arrêté.

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Bigfootphobia is a major problem in Canada. It must be stopped.

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 25

Notre chef!

Our leader!

Greffière/Clerk, Hon. Marie-Ange Boulerice @marie-ange-mpsp.bsky.social · Oct 25

C’est qui ça? |Who is it?

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 25

#ITrustJosh #JaiConfianceEnJosh

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 25

The chaos caused by this mission to save Josh Provencher right before the most important debate of our lifetimes is exactly what Canadians want from our leaders.

GOOD JOB PRESCHOOLERS!

Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 25

BREAKING🚨🚨🚨 Josh Provencher has been freed from captivity by @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social, @mpspsammontgomery.bsky.social and the Preschool Party! Crooked Ian Reid has been arrested and bail is set at 8 bajillion dollars

@thenationalroast.bsky.social @ric-mpsp.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 16

Our "platform" is already clear to the public. Having a platform would mean there is order and logic in our party; we are vehemently against this. Canadians deserve to not know what our party stands for if they want to trust us!

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 13

We WERE the ONLY party on the ballot. Now, two others are in. It appears our spies caused some turmoil to delay their registrations... Just as planned!

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 13

Nous étions le SEUL parti sur le bulletin de vote. Maintenant, deux autres sont ici. Il semble que nos espions aient provoqué des troubles pour retarder leurs inscriptions... Comme prévu!

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 10

Nous sommes le SEUL parti à être sur le bulletin de vote. Les Canadiens sont PRÊTS pour le chaos, et c'est clair que tous les autres partis potentiels ont PEUR!
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We are the ONLY party on the ballot right now. Canadians are READY for chaos; clearly, all the other potential parties are scared!

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 8

Plus de partis, c'est plus de chaos, plus de interromptions, et PLUS DE DEADLOCK POLITIQUE! C'est précisément ce que les Canadiens attendaient.

More parties mean more chaos, more interruptions, and MORE POLITICAL DEADLOCK! This is precisely what Canadians have been waiting for.

Radio Incohérente Canada @ric-mpsp.bsky.social · Oct 8

@soccermommpsp.bsky.social @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social @mpspturmel.bsky.social @mugmpsp.bsky.social @demure-party-mpsp.bsky.social

A graphic titled "Breaking News" from RIC (Radio Incohérente Canada) features a city skyline background. Below, it states, "Nous pouvons trouver 7 partis, what will come next?" with several icons representing different parties or groups, including stylized faces and logos. The text at the bottom reads, "Si vous avez plus d'information let us know."

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 7

Nothing is fine, and that's perfect. It's just the way Canada should be: never okay.

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Oct 7

Turmoil takes the wheel: MP Josh Provencher’s kidnapping by fugitive of the law #WarioWopez signals the country’s inability to ‘pretend everything is fine’: More to come on how this will affect the trout population.

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 7

Here at the Turmoil Party, we LOVE anarchy, and a war caused by the Pikmin-Provencher affair will plunge the country into definite chaos.

We support this message and encourage Mr. Reid to keep Mr. Provencher in captivity.

Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 6

@ianreidmpsp.bsky.social you are provoking a war of EPIC PROPORTIONS.

If you do not settle this matter peacefully and surrender our Deputy Leader, I am prepared to use my full capability as Minister of Defence to rain Hell on the Pikmin

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 7

Ici, au Turmoil Party, nous ADORONS l'anarchie, et une guerre causée par l'affaire Pikmin-Provencher plongera le pays dans le chaos absolu.

Nous soutenons ce message et encourageons M. Reid à garder M. Provencher en captivité.

Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 6

@ianreidmpsp.bsky.social you are provoking a war of EPIC PROPORTIONS.

If you do not settle this matter peacefully and surrender our Deputy Leader, I am prepared to use my full capability as Minister of Defence to rain Hell on the Pikmin

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 4

Quelle nuit! Tant de soutien, tant d'amour. Le Canada est prêt pour la tourmente. Les Canadiens sont prêts pour le chaos. Les Canadiens VEULENT l'anarchie!
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What a night. So much support, so much love. Canada is ready for turmoil. Canadians are ready for chaos. Canadians WANT anarchy!

Le chef du Parti tourmente, en casque et lunettes, concentré et prêt à présenter sa vision aux Canadiens.
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The leader of the Turmoil Party, in a hard hat and glasses, focused and ready to pitch his vision to Canadians.

Le chef du Parti tourmente, en casque et lunettes, donne sa vision aux Canadiens.
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The leader of the Turmoil Party, in a hard hat and glasses, giving his vision to Canadians.

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Trés/Rt. Hon Ian Theysmeyer @ianmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 2

Someone snuck into the Turmoil party..

Radio Incohérente Canada @ric-mpsp.bsky.social · Oct 2

Les réponses du sondage, what do we think?

@thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @soccermommpsp.bsky.social @mpspturmel.bsky.social

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 3

All of Canada. Collectively.

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 3

Très vrai...
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So true...

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Oct 2

Historique. Les Canadiens et les Canadiennes veut la tourmente. Ils veulent le chaos. Nous sommes prêts.
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Historical. Canadians want turmoil. They want chaos. We are ready.

Radio Incohérente Canada @ric-mpsp.bsky.social · Oct 2

Les réponses du sondage, what do we think?

@thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @soccermommpsp.bsky.social @mpspturmel.bsky.social

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Sep 30

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Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party @mpspturmel.bsky.social · Sep 29

Quelqu'un a-t-il dit... le chaos?
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Did someone say... chaos?

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