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mrskarlach.bsky.social
maria 🪻
@mrskarlach.bsky.social
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very normal lesbian 🇵🇷🐀 30s ⌨️🖱️ overwatch 🦍 fields of mistria 🌾 ghost of yōtei 🎋
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · Apr 13
our tuxedo cat, wish. he is lounging on the ground. my wife is showing him a photo of himself on her phone and he is looking at it.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 4h
just shocked wish on his little nose because of this dry cold weather noooo 😭😭😭 he was scared 😭😭😭
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 22h
i feel that 😔 the sugar addiction came back for me after all the moving and cat health stress but i’m slowly returning to being very normal about sweets 🤞🏼
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 2d
tj's hasn't had the delicious pumpkin brioche in weeks so i used the regular brioche and dipped it in a mixture of their pumpkin butter, egg, heavy cream, and some salt to make french toast and it was so delicious
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 3d
happy halloween!!! i just found an insane sweater while thrifting omg i can't wait until it's cold enough to wear it
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 4d
pizza’s here
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🩸 Juniper 🩸 @insanguinewrit.bsky.social · 4d
odyssey is the actual best assassin's creed because its the only one where you get to discover that your mom spent the last ten years lezzing out with the pirate queen
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 4d
i’m very attached to my current villagers so i hope these extra islands work how i think they work and i don’t have to get rid of anyone BUT i am prepared to kill lopez for wolf link
wesley snipes in new jack city, he’s crying and pointing a gun.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 4d
losing my fucking mind. zelda villagers 😭😭😭
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 4d
Animal Crossing Switch 2 Edition game is $64.99 MSRP, upgrade pack is $4.99 for original owners of the game
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 5d
ok jerry seinfeld
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 6d
now watching sinister. i love the music in this one, it reminds me of silent hill, specifically silent hill 4
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 6d
omg brian cox is in the ring
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 6d
continuing the spookies before halloween gets here. today is for the babadook and the ring. maybe more idk
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 6d
clothing stores be like "wool blend!!!" and you look and it's 90% plastic 10% wool
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 8d
i forgot to say this but the halloween party was very fun and cute and it’s actually insane how much i have the same taste in decor as our new friend. i was enjoying renting until i saw her house and i was like ok actually let’s buy our next house right now immediately
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 8d
thank you meg 😭💗💗💗
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 8d
thank youuuuu ily 💓🦇
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 8d
naturally i had to bring meat pies (pastelillos) to the halloween party. also a pumpkin cheesecake with chocolate ganache and theeee cutest sprinkles!!! 🎃👻🦇
pastelillos in a baking dish. a pumpkin cheesecake with chocolate ganache and halloween sprinkles in the shape of pumpkins, ghosts, and bats.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 8d
eminently practical and yet appropriate as always 💈🥧
mirror selfie dressed as mrs. lovett from sweeney todd. my beautiful hot wife mid-sentence dressed as sweeney todd. mirror selfie with my wife in our sweeney todd and mrs. lovett costumes.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 9d
we're going to a halloween party today that is put on by some very new friends (i've only seen them twice and natalie has seen them once) and i'm nervous!! but there will be other new people there too so
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 10d
she’s always coming down to my level smh
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 10d
we are ready to be frankenstein’d or whatever!!!!
selfie with my wife in front of the frankenstein poster.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 10d
poor wish had a seizure, hairball, and constipation all within the span of an hour this morning 😭 everything is fine now and he’s happy and purring next to me but oof 😭
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 11d
tbh hunting wives was a waste of my time. and i watch 90 day fiance.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 11d
i don’t hate netflix but something about gdt’s stuff being on there feels wrong. he gives hbo to me. in my heart.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 11d
i dreamt i was playing a great 3d platformer that doesn’t exist
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