Thorpe Langton
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If there’s anyone well seasoned at looking the other way on heinous assaults, it’s Jim Jordan
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Gotta make sure to confirm that tee time, baby
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Like, I know we’re winning, but it feels like we’re losing
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Oh I agree, but if there’s one character in this sport that’s gonna complain about arcane rules violations it’s Kirby
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I thought Kirby was arguing that Auburn was clapping to fake the snap count
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I’m only clinging on to watch this game because I know my Tigers-loving father-in-law is gonna want to talk about it.
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can literally see the bat vibrating on the slomo view
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I just love playoff baseball
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Wilson over thought that one
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How bummed is Marlins Man that he’s only barely in the frame?
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This is like the time Selma Hayek told him she wanted to date him
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Dying that Abbott’s people clearly insisted that Will Cain sit in the shortest chair imaginable for this interview
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Based on his track record, I’d argue Michael Lombardi also doesn’t understand what it takes to win in the NFL
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"I'm trying to find who has been working on all of the woke and am really hoping you'll just tell me."
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I hate to cast aspersions on someone I have never met, but I feel like naming your property company after redlining says a lot about you and your personal belief system…
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Yooo pulling for this to happen
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If farmers don’t want checks from the government I guess we can end all those corn subsidies
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The insulting joke also covers up the rank anti-Semitism of “Trump deals with a lot of Jews because he‘s from New York City”
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Heaven forbid a woman find happiness with a gregarious himbo. Not everyone is searching for a sad dude who smells like stale cigarettes and loves Sartre.
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You know the milkshake really messed him up because he continues to speak with a British accent despite having never left the US
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Trump is fighting for his life to stay awake during Andy Ngo's speech
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I'm so fuckin' confused as to what he's even talking about or why I'm supposed to be upset.

Like, is he mad that the citizen is paying *less* for ER than the immigrant? That the hospital isn't getting enough money? I can't figure out what his complaint is other than brown folks getting healthcare.
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The baby and I are providing a vital service to the neighborhood in parading his cuteness around.
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Really not sure how the jury sat there with a straight face
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There's nothing I love more than walking to do an errand, especially now that I can throw the baby in the stroller to tag along.
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Norm, as a fresh hop aficionado, you should get a guest spot on this podcast