Mys. Ströhman
@msstrohman.bsky.social
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Heya Sug'~ 28/NB Adult freelance artist and (soon to be) Vtuber. The kinkiest grouch you'll ever meet this side of the Dustbowl. Banner by @pillar13buster.bsky.social‬
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For those interested in commissioning me, here is my up-to-date comm sheet!

Slots are always open, as I'm a queue-based artist. Every bit helps to let me do what I love and bring you the content you want~💜
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You hold vast knowledge of many things, which makes people think that you are a sort of solidified authority.

In reality you’re an eager and excitable learner who’s always giddy to experience new things and contribute your own crazily in depth introspective on it. A natural born social academic.
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This is Silent Mobius, Ms. kalmly~
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exactly the kind of christening I was expecting. Now you’re a *proper* mom~💜
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Need to draw myself with my glasses off more often~
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Her fit is so trash (swooning)
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Oh I have GOT to fuck this thing~
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Grinda pulling me under her arm to watch random 90s anime ADHD big sister style late into the night is quite a warm and nostalgic feeling~

maaaan these ladies sure are tall as fuuuuuuuuck
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Like… on the plus side someone would have to squint REALLY hard at it to come to the sudden realization. But…

STILL.
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I-…

Yeah I got nothin’, my wit is lost on this one.
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Hey, always be happy you started In the first place. It’s gonna take a while and it’s gonna (and probably has) sucked.

I’m funnily enough in the same spot, and the song has been a guiding light in far more bad spots than I like to admit while I find my place in life

If I got this, you got this.
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Isn’t it always lovely going to sleep and you can’t tell if it’s gonna be indulgent kink/sex or something the the affect of “channel flipping onto the scariest scene in an 80s body horror flick when you were a child”?
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Gurl you name a time and I will mech-pill you so hard.
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This, regardless of any aspects, will probably be one of the core reasons I cannot get into stampede. Even if I hear it’s “good”, it’s just become so unrecognizable from the very thing that drew me into the original.
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New Handler comes in and the Hound already has a checklist of the vilest phrases, mind-shattering tests and equipment they could choose from and makes the handler question what they could *possibly* get out of this.

Literal problem hound that gets loaned from handler to handler like a sick prank.
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By this point the Hound has just been shown too lax and eager of a freak, unbothered by killing billions if it means she has her metal unfeeling spouse to feed her delusions with blood.

Handler’s starting to question if she even has a love for the game at this point. She retires to direct traffic.
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Handler’s eager to break the hound, considering replacing the mech with a more sterilized unit but she clenches her head biting her lip realizing the time sink and expense of the current mech and its synchronization with her hound is literally impossible to replace.

hound is putting stickers on it
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“Yes yes, Ma’am I’m just a husk for your beck and call. You say run I say go yada yada— hey uhm, are we almost done? we’ve got neural aptitude tests on the hour and I’m really looking forward to seeing me and my sweetheart’s results~💜”

“I—… yes; yes you may go. I need… I need a moment”

“kay~!”
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Slow burn Mechsploitation denial story where the punchline is the hound forming a healthy and loving relationship with her mech completely adjacent to the handler would be the funniest shit ever.

What’s the handler gonna do? Get rid of the efficient death machine that her hound pilots? Lol
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okay but which episode? This is deathly important, you see
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I think my tabletop game designing philosophy is going to always center around spiting the chronicled and uncontested existence of the D20 with every consecutive breath of my life.

Fuck that thing.
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It’s okay, you’ll probably just rip my head off over the fact that my game’s attribute score is a constantly ascending skill floor/ceiling of accumulative D4s With crossover modifiers!
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But Grinda I do this all the time! where’s MY praise, huh?!

Hmph…
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I think the worst part is playing nids and knowing you are probably the most option-sparse faction in terms of individual unit rulings. they expect you to meta game your opponent by having every nid unit at your disposal at all times.

Didn’t bring zoanthropes, or a specific carnifex? Fucking die.
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Words that immediately corrode my sense of time.