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Ro
@mtlqwn.bsky.social
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Avid sewist & crocheter who also loves to garden. Oh & I cuss a lot.
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You & I are on the same page.
The kid is asked MEEEE why we have to keep shifting the clocks. Dude I can assure you this is not my idea, I'm over it too.
The answer was so basic it gave me a headache & I went to bed. They're all patties but what makes them a "burger" is the bun & other condiments. Oh & they're also all sandwiches. 🤣 2025 is dragging the hell out of me. 😩🤦🏾‍♀️
Wondering if it's regional. I think there's a rabbit hole I'm about to go down. 😂🤣😂🤣
You know what…

I'm a concede that I don't 2nd guess a veggie burger. I do think of chicken, fish or sausage as patties. Now I gotta think about why. 🤔😂😂
When I hear "burger" I'm thinking of beef so now I'm also scrunching up my face.
My oldest son said someone's ribs fell off the bone like Enron stock & I cackled. Then I was appalled I had a child old enough to know bout Enron. Sometimes I forget he'll be 40 next yr. 😮‍💨
Sure!! I usually use store bought yogurt as my starter & my instant pot. How are you going to make yours?
I love this for you. Learning a new thing & then mastering it is amazing!! You make me want to get back into my yogurt making experiments. 😏
It's alive & because I watch horror movies I'm just waiting for it to blink at me. 😂😂
Woooow & ewwww. 🤭😂😂
Today's Nov 1 which means this yr will be over in two months. I can't believe time has moved this fast. 🤯
One more month of mild recovery to go. I'm so antsy & wanna do all the things because I still can't do all the things. However once I'm cleared to do whatever I want watch me want to do nothing. 🙃🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂
I don't know what made me just start writing a list in cursive but damn my penmanship is barely legible. I've only been using script for my signature & my hand has forgotten the flow. Welp I know what I'll be practicing. 🙃
Oh I love to post on a FB news article & then turn off the notifications. The hit dogs be hollering & sliding down the wall & I'm oblivious to it all. 🤭
They are the worst!!!
I have no idea why we even got the kid a cell phone if he's gonna leave it home when he does all his after school stuff. Smdh 🤦🏾‍♀️
So I found a pattern to make a cute summer blouse using my hot sauce fabric. I'm so excited to make & wear it. Anyway I'll be fighting for my life this wknd working on a plaid cotton flannel pinefore. 😮‍💨
I wouldn't buy a car without test driving it 1st soooo. 🤷🏾‍♀️
Now what was all that people were saying about Harris causing WW3?!?! I still can't believe this is where we are but sure why the fuck not. 🤬🤬
Ummm what is going on?!?!
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
So we've reached the season where I have to distill water at least 6 days a wk for our humidifiers. The dry heats will make us all get nosebleeds & no one wants to deal with that shit.
Oh I'm lots of things but mature…nah not me.