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🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛

@mungobrown.bsky.social

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Dogs | Education | Nonsense (not always in order) Born at 331ppm Be what you want, just don’t be a c*nt. Former Headteacher | (Mostly) Woke | Humanist | Whipple Surgery 2023💜| #HeForShe | Happily Married

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🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 8m

Those rabbits were utterly rampant 🐰

Bright eyes my arse

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 16m

Oh yes, the director’s cut with deleted scenes.

Utter filth

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 16m

That’s BP’s phone every time you post 😂

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 20m

a ground squirrel is standing in the grass with its mouth open and the word alan behind it .

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🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 21m

I’m going to take that as a win!

When people ask what my skincare regime is, I simply tell them it’s all about getting my beauty sleep… and I’m a chronic insomniac 🤪

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 25m

A new profile banner right there 😂

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 26m

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 27m

Yea but try downloading porn on one #justsaying

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 29m

🙌 I look like shit most of the time so I’m not a cunt #winning 😂

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 31m

a stuffed animal with the words " who could it be " below it

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🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 34m

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 38m

Shit, stand by your beds, officer on deck - it was Alan 😬

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 40m

I think a personal list is a different thing for me:

-Playing on the beach at Christmas in Sydney
-Wearing a Loadsamoney T shirt to a school disco (twat)
-Hating much of secondary school
-A girl called Kate
-Going over the handlebars of my BMX the day I got it

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 46m

What five events defined your childhood?

-Fall of the Berlin Wall
-Lockerbie
-Chernobyl
-Nelson Mandela
-ZX Spectrum

Difficult list, if I could go on would add:
-Dunblane
-Neighbours
-Live Aid
-Tiffany 😜

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 59m

😂😂😂

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1h

Oh bravo old chap! Bit of Wossi

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1h

🤷🏻‍♂️

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1h

Cockwork Norange 🤔

Now do ‘month’ 🤷🏻‍♂️

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1h

Alan’s bins right now

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1h

Trying to make a Clockwork Orange pun but then I remembered nothing in the English language rhymes with orange, so I’m going with Wank Crank 🤷🏻‍♂️

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1h

…and handles, don’t forget the handles! Very useful for lining things up in the dark or so I’ve been told..

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1h

All merges into one really 😂

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1h

Live footage of bin day at Alan’s

Wheelie bins with glory holes

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1h

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1h

I can imagine. Guess you could cut a hole in the side of the wheelie bin? 😂