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Muscle Bard

@musclebard.bsky.social

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Big muscle bound diaper boy who loves living his truth in a safe, healthy, and consensual way! No nudity here, but no one under 18 please. Looking for a diapered partner in crime. DC area based. JFF: https://justfor.fans/MuscleDogSlayer

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Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 1d

Himbo gonna pink…and stink.

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 4d

Let’s go, wet pup!

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 4d

Coach wants to grapple…and get a change?!?

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 9d

Gaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 10d

Post your pink!

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 10d

Feeling my classic bodybuilding vibes.

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 10d

Love the pink, big himbo!

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 14d

Of course I wanna get this swol! Sign me up!

Cobalt @permanentcobalt.bsky.social · 15d

You should always read the fine print before signing any work contract...

Noel here signed up to work at this new gym in town, but he seems to have gotten into a way less dynamic and much more... Permanent position than he expected! 🎈💪🏼💨

#inflation #musclegrowth #muscleinflation #transformation

Illustration of a two part sequence where a blonde guy gets inflated and transformed into an inflatable jock mascot as promotion for a gym.

In the first part the guy appears mid-inflation, only his head, left arm and right leg remain human. A hose is pumping air on him attached to a white valve on his bellybutton. He's looking down in shock, hypno spirals in his eyes. There's a speech balloon that reads: "We think you're perfect for the position! You just need a little help to really fill out the role..."

In the second part he's fully inflatable, a giant, blown up jock version of his former self. He's flexing his massive arms, wearing a red backwards cap, tiny red gym shorts, black and white sneakers and black lifting gloves. His muscles are drawn on his inflatable body as well as a cocky wink on his face, and there are two signs hanging from his arms, which read: "Wanna get this swole? Come join us!" "Pump'd Up Gym this way". A speech balloon reads: "You're an absolute sensation, airhead! Who would've thought an inflatable mascot would be this popular..."

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 15d

Just another Saturday night.

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 16d

Hooray!!! Super happy for you!

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 17d

People ask me how I get away with wearing my diaper under my gym clothes. I simply say, “because my underwear is my business.”

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 19d

Start off with baggy gym shorts! Then as you get used to it, pick more clothes that tend to show off your overall pampered shape!

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 19d

Squeaky clean!!! Or am I?

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 19d

Wild thang.

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 19d

Am I stuffed enuff?

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 21d

It’s…really nice.

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 21d

Now that’s what I’d like to see! Well done!!!

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 23d

How big is YOUR diaper this Friday, crinkle clan?

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 24d

Is that what they’re calling cages now?

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · 27d

Amazing what a c-ring does to give you a little lift.

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · Sep 13

Cool blue baby boy.

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · Sep 13

It’s always a good morning with coffee and a full pamp!

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · Sep 12

Don’t like pits? Pity…

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · Sep 12

Ugh. I really hate autocorrect! *of course*

Muscle Bard @musclebard.bsky.social · Sep 12

Of Chinese you can make them look masc! Big strapping bull pups can fill pink diaps, too!