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Lucy being surrounded by so many pretty women

«I wanna be, the very best like no one ever was»

LUCY KO YOU CANT COLLECT THEM LIKE POKÉMON THEY’RE PEOPLE!

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

Don’t let amend hear you calling her short

Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

A warthog for her a big wheel

Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

🦇I’ve been calling Oguri Cap “Oguri Fat” that I have to actively fight my phone to type out the name right.

But the second name is correct anyway-

Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

She’s embracing her inner Oguri Cap.. and taking the plate for herself

𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆 @phasingthrough.bsky.social · 20d

all ready!

Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

📲:

a girl with pink hair and green eyes is laying on the floor crying

ALT: a girl with pink hair and green eyes is laying on the floor crying

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

Actually Lucy (she’s literally Anya except she signs and doesn’t have her powers-)

a girl with pink hair is sitting on a couch with tears running down her face

ALT: a girl with pink hair is sitting on a couch with tears running down her face

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

Her breakfast this morning was a bowl of trix

«If trix are for kids then that mean..»

The horror of realization began to dawn on her

«oh no»

Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

a little girl with pink hair and green eyes is crying

ALT: a little girl with pink hair and green eyes is crying

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

She could go for some waffles..

Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

📲: IM 5’3! 5’10 in armor!

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

📲: IM NOT SHORT!

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

«I’m not a child!»

a girl with red eyes and a flower in her hair

ALT: a girl with red eyes and a flower in her hair

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

📲: HEY! IM NOT A CHILD!

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

What’s next? Couch jail?

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

You know what sucks about being the literal shortest spartan?

The fact that every spartan generation could punt her like a football, put her in air jail (yes it’s happened), and the relentless teasing about her being “smol”

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

Did he really need to bring a step ladder? She could’ve just brought her armor?

Anywho, her arms are around his neck

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Lucy B-091 @mutedspartan.bsky.social · 20d

She’s waiting

𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬-B304 @solemnspartan.bsky.social · 20d

I’m going to kiss my girlfriend.