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@mydogisajerk.bsky.social

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PNW resident, infosec drone, trailmonger, retired rugger. Nap enthusiast. Photography too. Made of titanium*. (*less than 1% by weight)

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no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1h

Most importantly, please let these crimes be punishable at the state level

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 7h

After 15 years of working from home, I sometimes have to look down before I exit my vehicle and walk into a coffee shop to verify that I am indeed wearing pants.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 9h

St Cloud was my favorite destination for away rugby games while I was playing ball in college.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 9h

Close! I had to compare with another photo to get the actual number, but it is 19.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 21h

BTW whoever can correctly count the number of juncos in that photo gets a free prize.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

This is my back yard feeder from a few years ago, and yea the juncos tend to congregate

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no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

An amphibious army no less

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

I once had 3 guns pointed at my head walking thru an airport concourse.

FBI: 'What's in the bag?'

Me: 'A modem.'

FBI: 'What the fuck's a modem?'

This was in the 80s, two weeks after the Lockerbie bombing, really bad timing on my part.

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no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

Hey what does a pirate say when he gets kicked in the nuts?

Menards!

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toonerman @dptoon.bsky.social · 2d

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no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 1d

I can't remember a time when you stated something inaccurately. No need to break out a marker.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 2d

I almost got a D in Calculus V, barely squeaked a C in that class.

Obviously the professor was not sophisticated enough to understand my interpretation of mathematics.

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 2d

I can feel that texture from here, nice

no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 2d

How did she hire 16 new employees when she does not yet have a monetary fund to do so? She needs to be sworn in before she can allocate any government funds.

Is he talking about campaign staffers? If so it's not at all relevant.

It's pretty easy to see thru Johnson's BS.