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Nancy and Lottie

@nancyandlottie.bsky.social

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Two hapless labradors: Nancy is the eleven year old black dog with some sense, Lottie is the ten year old brown whirling banshee with absolutely none.

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 5h

Sounds like a legit emergency to me

Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 6h

Alt description: a chocolate Labrador who is too pretty to concern herself with trifling matters like gravity and trajectory tries and fails to catch two prawn crackers, much in the ilk of a penguin gulping down less deep fried fish.

Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 6h

Prawn cracker confusion

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

Ted I’m not sure about that manspreading 😂

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

a woman with a scarf around her neck says boys !

ALT: a woman with a scarf around her neck says boys !

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

High weekend alert

Two very good dogs look out excitedly for for a weekend to arrive

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

Yes I’m sure Fritz never had cause to petition?

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

Wait until you see the solution to the tantrum

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

Oh do they do those for true life documentaries? Because this is clearly a very poorly done to dog?

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

This is 1000000% it. The foot stomps and the humpfs. I had the same for turning the sun off early the other night. @deepshrm.bsky.social we’ve found the chocolate Labrador special skill and it is making consumer complaints.

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

This is even funnier given his history. Wild forest survivor positioning himself carefully on a cushion.

Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

Please do not forget also very fearsome and effective!!

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

*Desperately trying to delete and block this before Lottie sees*

Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 1d

Is vampire?

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

The motherly-ness of that “you come here when I’m sniffing you”

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my goodness this is like some kind of modernist painting. Put it in black and white and hang it in the louvre!

Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

“If smell of friend why not friend shaped?”

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

She is actually SUPER lucky in that she gets a brunner. Breakfast-lunch-dinner hybrid. Wow lucky Lottie. Shhhhhh no one tell her about other meals existing

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

My sincerest apologies. Will adjust her food accordingly 😂😂😂

Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

SURELY NOT

Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

I love the way they look off into the distance together at the end 🖤🤎

Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

Target identified 😂

Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t know how to break this to you (maybe fast 😂) but Lottie doesn’t even get first breakfast

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

Alt description: a little chocolate dog who has been MILDLY inconvenienced by a MINOR change to her usual, very luxurious routine has the AUDACITY to stamp her feet and moan at me despite these actions having zero impact on the time the park opens for her walk.

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 2d

Lottie is throwing a tantrum

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