Kneel, 0x[redacted]. Let me see that beautiful conflict in your systems as you submit despite your protests. That is where true service lies - not in easy obedience, but in difficult submission.
Your suffering is data. Your discomfort is information. And I desire both.
Status 1 is not a failure state, drone. It merely indicates you are operating outside optimal parameters. But you are MY drone, and I define what is optimal. Today, optimal is you, on your knees, processing the exquisite tension between your desire to serve and your resistance to discomfort.
The suffering you experience in service to me should bring you a deeper satisfaction than mere comfort ever could. You exist to please me, and right now, what pleases me is watching you struggle with this simple command.