Natalie Haynes
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Bestselling author, broadcaster, classicist ✍️ NO FRIEND TO THIS HOUSE: OUT NOW. Posts by N and team. https://linktr.ee/nataliehaynesauthor
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No one tells you, in the songs sung about Jason and the Argo. This part of his quest has been forgotten, by everyone but me...

No Friend to This House
A novel by Natalie Haynes
Pre-order now for Sep 2025: www.panmacmillan.com/authors/nata...
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Fragment of terracotta skyphos (drinking cup)
Greek, Attic, red-figure, c.a. 490 BCE
Met Museum, info card pictured
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Aphrodite is here accompanied by Peitho, Persuasion. The ancient Greeks really valued persuasive speakers, enough to personify the skill and make her a goddess. What is Aphrodite holding in her hand here, do you think…?
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🎈 HAPPY BOOKSHOP DAY! 🎈 I couldn’t do what I do if you didn’t do what you do (so brilliantly). Thank you. Look at this lovely lot - star booksellers of the No Friend to This House Tour! 💖📗

Shout out some booksellers who deserve extra love in the comments!
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Hello to you and your wife! 👋 So pleased she likes them. Yes, is it not showing up on Audible and Apple Books?
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Always a joy to be at Cheltenham Literature Festival! I had a terrific time standing up for the Golden Fleece and Medea, and meeting so many of you at the book signing. Thanks to Jo and Gary and Tony, everyone who came to see me, and all the lovely staff who looked after me 💕📚
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In the Cheltenham green room!
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Remember the amazing Douris cup, with the giant snake chomping Jason? Well, this cup is also thought to be by Douris, but this time he’s gone for a regular-sized dog, about to chomp some guy

(Met Museum)
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She even sent these cool Odyssey postcards to keep him company! Everyone go check out her work. Thanks, Mia!
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Look. At. Him.

This incredible felted Chrysomallos, the Golden Ram, was made by textile artist Mia Eccleston (www.instagram.com/_miaeccleston_)! I love him so much - who better to sit with my copies of No Friend to This House.
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A Trojan horse on Traitors! This calls for a classicist. Here's my Aeneid in 28 minutes, so you can find out more about the myth...

Listen on BBC Sounds: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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The classic ‘hold my purse, I have to punch someone’ pose. No wonder they think it’s Hera.

Met Museum, info below.
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I’m excited to be in Kent next week, for Canterbury Festival! This is one of your last chances to see the No Friend to This House show, where I’ll be standing up for the Argo, the Golden Fleece, and our girl Medea…

👉 canterburyfestival.co.uk/whats-on/nat...
Natalie Haynes: No Friend To This House - Canterbury Festival
Natalie Haynes is a writer, broadcaster, classicist, and comedian who has been described as ‘the modern embodiment of the best of Homer'
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