Author | Lightnews

Ndime Apha

Ndime Apha

@ndimeapha.bsky.social

53 followers 13 following 380 posts

Instagram Exit-er. Twitter Quitter. DeadBird Dumper. Dabbler. Maker. Enjoyer of Creative Things. Grownup.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 1h

Do people not know that the “pop” in “pop music”/“pop star” just means “popular”?
Any everyone lucky enough to do so, gets “old”.

It won’t be long before kids in these streets start hearing their music used to sell them every thing from arthritis medicine to blood pressure medicine.🤣 #theyrenext

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 2d

What’s going on with her?

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 2d

Krash *is* a Halloween terror plot.

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 2d

You could’ve just explained the joke.
Everybody doesn’t know everything like you do, baby.

a woman in a white shirt is sitting with her hand on her chin and looking at the camera .

ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting with her hand on her chin and looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 4d

Gorgeous!!!
✨🖤✨

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 6d

This song remains a stone cold Bop.
Makes me feel like I feel when I’m with you ✅
#musicsky #80sMusic #OldSchool #kidsthesedaysdontknow
#over40sky #agedontmatter

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 6d

One time at work for a company I wasn’t trying to be social at, for Halloween I got one of those paper stick on “Hello! My Name Is” name tags and wrote the name of my favorite character from SCANDAL.

That was it.

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 6d

Look at this shambling corpse.

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 6d

“Attention Remaining employees:
Sign in to the company intranet and say hello to your new AI overlords—I mean Managers and Supervisors.”

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 6d

Doesn’t the owner or one of the owners have investments in detention centers?

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 7d

My workday starts at 7am, so…it doesn’t matter.
And you’re not getting more sleep.
The amount of sleep you get depends on what time you go to sleep. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 7d

Not the costume’s “issue”. 😄

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 9d

Sorry I missed y’all. I was still at work and in the middle of some nonsense training. Will catch the replay!

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 12d

A “tribute to in-person work”?
TF kind of BS is that?

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 12d

I wish more of the same for him and his company.
And the failure of every endeavor he embarks on…forever and ever. Amen.

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 12d

How can an American be against having a king of America?
When did they stop teaching American History?

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 12d

am or pm?

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 17d

I need one of these to bust out on my desk when I take my lunch break at work. 😏

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 17d

Oh Canada!!!
✨🍁🇨🇦🍁✨

#NoKings
#NoTyrants

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 18d

*these people*

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 19d

Don’t these understand that they don’t have to watch anything on Netflix that they don’t want to.
Their problem is that they *want* to watch and they have a problem with themselves.

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 21d

What happens when stupid people breed.
Oh well, if it takes stupid out of the gene pool…

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 21d

Please, Virus. Can you take Stupid out of the gene pool?
Thank you.

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 24d

a woman wearing a black turtleneck and gold hoop earrings is sitting in front of a red table talk logo

ALT: a woman wearing a black turtleneck and gold hoop earrings is sitting in front of a red table talk logo

media.tenor.com

Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 24d

Well…okay. Why not? 🤷🏾‍♀️