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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Dec 6

Fuck nerds!

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 29

*he eats shit.*

I didn’t know emos could fight!

すぐちゃん ♡ ̆̈ @sugu-chan.bsky.social · Nov 14

( He attempts to catch his wrist, to drag him into a nasty elbow strike to the face. )

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* 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐄𝐎 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐒 ~ ! @purpuramonstrum.bsky.social · Nov 12

💜 & ↺ ?

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Nico! @number1325.bsky.social · Nov 10

#NANBAKARP #MVRP #ILOVEANIME

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 9

*max narrowly redirects his punch with his arm and tackles the emo to the ground, his fist cocked, ready to punch his head in.*

I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!

//it’s safe to assume he has a decent amount of fight experience in him so I decided to give him this one little evasion

すぐちゃん ♡ ̆̈ @sugu-chan.bsky.social · Nov 9

ㅤ
ㅤ He hops back just before the brutal nut attack. In a split second, Max Jägerman would find himself being tugged towards the weird bang'd freak.

ㅤ💥 KER-POW‼️ He's aiming to pop him right in the kisser
ㅤ

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 9

*he scoffed.*

Shut up bitch.

*kyle and Jason drew closer.*

You just earned yourself a flick it ticket, Nerd.

*he punched him in the balls.*

すぐちゃん ♡ ̆̈ @sugu-chan.bsky.social · Nov 9

ㅤ
ㅤ ( The cigarette flies from between his lips onto the ground ! He stares ahead before smirking. )

ㅤ I'll give you a ten second head start to beat it.
ㅤ

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 9

DID I SAY YOU COULD SMOKE, EMO?

*max Jägerman and his two jock associates Jason and Kyle walked up towards suguru.*

*he punched the cigarette out of his mouth.*

すぐちゃん ♡ ̆̈ @sugu-chan.bsky.social · Nov 9

{ @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social }

ㅤ Uh oh! looks like he's been caught smoking.
ㅤ

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ミ𝐓. 𝐋aw @doctorheartstealer.bsky.social · Sep 5

⠀
❴🫀❵ : Hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen. Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht﹙Mein Herz brennt﹚
⠀

ミ𝐓. 𝐋aw @doctorheartstealer.bsky.social · Sep 5

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 8

I HATE NERDS!!!

Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

Go watch the musical…. It’s preem….//

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

Still I can’t wait for some dude to like actually kill him!//

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

I can’t wait for max to just like die I have something real good planned//

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

Sorry couldn’t hear you over your Bitching

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

*he opened up a locker that seemingly just showed up as if it was a stage prop*

Shove yourself in there, BITCH!

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

a man wearing a black shirt that says ' kikash ' on it

ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says ' kikash ' on it

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

*he tried to punch him in the face*

I’m no nerd, I’m a literal…-

I roar!
And you cry!
I'm the reason
You run and hide!

I’m a literal MONSTER!🎶

a man wearing a varsity jacket with the letter h on the front

ALT: a man wearing a varsity jacket with the letter h on the front

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

Oh of course notttt *he scoffed as he retracted his hand.*

I’ll teach you a lesson later, fucknugget!

My nerd senses are going off the charts

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, BITCH?!

I AM JÄGERMAN!
I MAKE HATCHETFIELD HIGH MY LITTLE BITCH

*he attempted to gut punch the marine.*

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

SHUT UP NERD!

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Max Jägerman @nerdyprudesmustdie.bsky.social · Nov 7

*the jock just dropped all of his canned beers on the floor alongside his jaw.*

Freaky ass Bitch!!

𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌. @conquerorofall.bsky.social · Nov 6

⠀⠀⠀A luminous blade unfurls from the 𝘜𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮’𝘴 arm, slicing through the air in a flash of intense light, casting vibrant streaks of purple and blue.

⠀⠀〝⠀There’s seemingly no blade out there that would match the power of my 𝙙𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙚 one.⠀〞