Nettie Bergin
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We will not be finding out if I get the worst side effects from this new drug because the immediate allergic reaction is so strong I shan't e'er take another.
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Do you know what is stupid... the look Kid Rock is sporting in this video.
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Well, mine started easing off the tension at around age 50 and now they're really just layabouts.
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I just started a new drug and if my boobs get 1mm bigger I'm going to kick someone's ass.
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Joey Tribbiani would say that's a week's worth of work. You gotta pace yourself.
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Maybe your boss should stop being "that way."
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My new doctor sent me a condescending email and I went off on him. He called me and wanted to talk things out before I filed a complaint. Oops! Too late. I'm still upset but now so is he and I like that better. I also get a new new doctor.
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When Frances first came here I put makeup on for a meeting. She sat on the hamper staring at me like that until I took a clean powder brush and "applied makeup" to her. She then demanded it every day even though I wasn't wearing makeup.
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Baby Nell's voice at the end makes me cry. Jfc, I'm tearing up just thinking about it now.
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It tastes like bad breath.
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If you're in line to block the Roku, stay in line.
Two cats in front of a TV blocking the Roku receiver.
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I don't think you can tell them that. They'll label you as "problematic."
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Thanks for the support last night. After a deep sleep I have awoken with at least one bit of clarity: No, of course I'm not goddamn taking a drug that can cause gangrene of the taint and if that pisses you off, I guess you get to be pissed off.
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I don't have anyone and I actually think that's part of the reason they would be okay with my death. My usefulness has expired in their world.
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Anyway, don't repost. Let's keep it local. I'll probably freak out later and delete. I appreciate the offer, though.
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Thank you. That helps!
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Annie Wilkes. OMG. Thank you so much for that. I 'twas in need.
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So I look like this and the medical assistant looks like Luigi Mangione.
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I'm going to pitch this to the heart team: You can get to my valves more easily if you lop off my boobs.