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@nevetsboy.bsky.social

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🪦 I'm an underrated account from a bygone era. Online, I'm a cool guy, but, IRL, I'm pretty boring. I was born a man, but I'm a genderless species called "Steven". My pronouns are who/cares. ☠️

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🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · Jul 24

Whatever happened to America being nicknamed "the melting pot"? Back then, it used to mean how different immigrants from all over the world used to come to America to escape whatever was going on in their country. Nowadays, it's notable for meaning the icecaps are melting and we're all smoking pot.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 9h

I pretty much have a built-in "Weird Al" tracker in my brain. So much so that, not only was he one of the first accounts I followed on here once I left Twitter, but I also tracked him down at one of his concerts (and I even went all the way to the other side of the country to find him, too.)

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 10h

squidward from spongebob squarepants is wearing pink pom poms and cheering .

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🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 10h

No wonder NBC airs the "Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade". They're full of hot air.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 10h

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🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 12h

Yoshi's face after taking a Yoshit:

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 12h

That's why I have my computer desk next to my bed.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 15h

a man in a white shirt with the words it 's on his face

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🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 16h

a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of a body of water and saying `` im still standing '' .

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🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 16h

What would the parody album be called? "Life Of A Hot Dog Vendor?"

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 16h

Don't worry, dude. @randyrainbow.bsky.social's got you covered.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 16h

Oh, sorry. I meant to say the....

*wonderful secret

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 16h

Epstein Island's near Puerto Rico?!? No wonder Trump has issues with that territory. They're too close to the secret.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 17h

It's currently in hell.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 17h

Back when Microsoft actually cared.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 17h

Weird how Trump managed to fuse his neck with his tie.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 17h

I misread "Kremlin" as "Kermit".

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 1d

Is that Ms. Piggy's vagina?!?

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 20h

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 1d

Why did you compare Trump to Mitch McConnell? He looks nothing like him.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 1d

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 1d

It's Cocktober, everybody!

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 1d

Schrodinger's social media.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm orange and jobless.

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 1d

Is that Ms. Piggy's vagina?!?

🍬 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🎃 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 1d

a group of penguins are standing next to each other and one of them is holding a heart and says fish

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