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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺
@newtongrunnion.bsky.social
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Retired, migrant, remainer, pro EU, pro SV Darmstadt 98, pro gin&tonic, proudly woke. Fück AfD. #FBPE, Antifa, grumpy old man.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · Oct 31
🚨Public Service Announcement🚨

If you follow me, I MIGHT follow you back (does not apply to people with empty bios, no posts).

If I do follow you back, and you instantly DM me with something like "Hello my friend*, how are you?" then:

1. I will unfollow you;

2. I will block you.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 17h
Kid Kunt
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 18h
Ein Vorbild!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 19h
Have you made another model?
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 19h
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 19h
Thanks! Today my coffee needs coffee.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 19h
That's Phil Foden!
English football player Phil Foden
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 19h
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 19h
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 19h
We've all been there...
You never appeciate what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 19h
Perhaps it would be easier to create a list of the rules and regulations that he adhered to. Just sayin'.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 19h
Clenching them together while listening to the news.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
Good day! Your hostage takers would probably be willing to pay to give you back...
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
Sound advice, mate!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
A jellyfish has more spine!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
There are quite a few that I'm really looking forward to.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
Good morning, Cat. Wishing you a relaxing and twat-free day.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
Reform can just fuck right off!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
Greeting from a fellow sufferer. Bed at 1am, sleep at 4am, wake up at 6am, back to sleep at 8am, get up at 11am, total sleep 5 hours (says my Fitbit). Let's hope for more today.💤
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
So much winning!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
Letty, good morning! Thanks for the warning/advice.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
Morning, Sukie. Time to rise and shine!
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 20h
Good morning, Vincent! I hope you have an enjoyable Saturday.
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 1d
Will he be contesting the seat in Newark soon?
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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 1d
"Hi Susan!"

Keep it quiet though, I have my reputation to think of!
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