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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

Chelsea’s Conference League Conundrum: Blues Stumble to Victory in Copenhagen Comedy of Errors

UEFA Conference League showdown: Chelsea's unexpected adventure in Copenhagen leaves fans questioning if they've entered a parallel universe

Chelsea’s Conference League Conundrum: Blues Stumble to Victory in Copenhagen Comedy of Errors

UEFA Conference League showdown: Chelsea's unexpected adventure in Copenhagen leaves fans questioning if they've entered a parallel universe

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

#Warriors vs #Nets: A Comedy of Injuries - #Golden State's Hilarious Battle Against the Injury Bug

Warriors vs Nets: A Comedy of Injuries – Golden State’s Hilarious Battle Against the Injury Bug

Warriors face off against Nets in a battle of attrition, as injuries plague Golden State's roster. Podziemski's early exit adds to the team's woes in this NBA showdown.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

Deli Boys: Hulu’s New Comedy Serves Up Convenience Store Chaos with a Side of Laughter

Dive into the hilarious world of 'Deli Boys,' a new Hulu comedy series featuring South Asian American brothers entangled in a convenience store crime ring. This spicy blend of minimart mayhem and immigrant…

Deli Boys: Hulu’s New Comedy Serves Up Convenience Store Chaos with a Side of Laughter

Dive into the hilarious world of 'Deli Boys,' a new Hulu comedy series featuring South Asian American brothers entangled in a convenience store crime ring. This spicy blend of minimart mayhem and immigrant family experiences will leave you craving more!

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

From #Olympic Peaks to FBI's Most Wanted: #RyanWedding's Spectacular Wipeout into Crime

From Olympic Peaks to FBI’s Most Wanted: Ryan Wedding’s Spectacular Wipeout into Crime

Former Olympic snowboarder Ryan Wedding trades gold medals for FBI's Most Wanted list in a thrilling career pivot that's sure to leave law enforcement out in the cold.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

Royal Soles: Meghan's £1k #Mules Prove Money Talks, But Shoes Laugh All the Way to the Bank

Royal Soles: Meghan’s £1k Mules Prove Money Talks, But Shoes Laugh All the Way to the Bank

Royal fashion takes a comedic turn as Meghan Markle's £1,000 Hermès mules steal the show, proving that even casual chic comes with a royal price tag.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

Trump's #USMCA #Tariff Tango: A Comedy of Trade Errors

Trump’s USMCA Tariff Tango: A Comedy of Trade Errors

Tariff Tango: Trump's USMCA Two-Step with Canada and Mexico - A satirical look at North American trade policy, fentanyl crisis, and economic uncertainty.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

#Powerpuff Girls Go Sour: CW's Leaked Trailer Proves Not All Heroes Should Wear Crop Tops

Powerpuff Girls Go Sour: CW’s Leaked Trailer Proves Not All Heroes Should Wear Crop Tops

CW's live-action Powerpuff Girls reboot trailer leaks, revealing a campy, millennial-branded adaptation that left executives feeling less than super-powered.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

#SpaceX's Cosmic Comedy: Starlink Satellites, #Boomerang Rockets, and #Elonmusk 's Space Playground

SpaceX’s Cosmic Comedy: Starlink Satellites, Boomerang Rockets, and Elon’s Space Playground

SpaceX's latest launch: A cosmic comedy of errors and triumphs in the final frontier

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

#Severance Shocker: Cobel's Coastal Caper Unveils Lumon's Ethically Ether-eal Past

Severance Shocker: Cobel’s Coastal Caper Unveils Lumon’s Ethically Ether-eal Past

Dive into the mind-bending world of Severance as Harmony Cobel's past unravels in Salt's Neck, revealing shocking truths about Lumon Industries, ether addiction, and the birth of the severance procedure.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

#Warriors' Podziemski Pulls a #Vanishing Act: Back Pain Steals the Show in Nets Showdown

Warriors’ Podziemski Pulls a Vanishing Act: Back Pain Steals the Show in Nets Showdown

Warriors' Brandin Podziemski experiences lower back soreness during Brooklyn Nets game, leaving Stephen Curry to carry the team's non-existent luck along with their hopes.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

#Walgreens Goes Incognito: A $23.7 Billion Game of Hide and Seek with #Sycamore Partners

Walgreens Goes Incognito: A $23.7 Billion Game of Hide and Seek with Sycamore Partners

Walgreens, the pharmacy giant, takes a comedic turn as it goes private with Sycamore Partners in a deal that's more dramatic than finding the right aisle for your embarrassing itch cream.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

#Knicks vs. #Lakers: A Slam Dunk of Satire in the City of Stars

Knicks vs. Lakers: A Slam Dunk of Satire in the City of Stars

NBA showdown: Knicks face Lakers in star-studded clash at Crypto.com Arena. LeBron James, Luka Doncic, and Jalen Brunson lead their teams in this high-stakes interconference matchup.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 8

Congressional #Censure: When 'Time-Out' Meets #Capitol Hill

Congressional Censure: When ‘Time-Out’ Meets Capitol Hill

Discover the hilarious world of congressional censure as we dive into the latest political shenanigans. From finger-wagging to stern looks, learn how our elected officials master the art of saying 'Bad Representative! No cookie for you!'

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 7

#Carnival #Cruise Cancellation: Cyclone Alfred Throws a Wet Blanket on Brisbane's Boat Bash

Carnival Cruise Cancellation: Cyclone Alfred Throws a Wet Blanket on Brisbane’s Boat Bash

Cruise chaos ensues as Cyclone Alfred crashes Carnival's party, leaving passengers adrift in a sea of refunds and rescheduled vacations.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 7

#EuropaLeague Shenanigans: Real #Sociedad and #Manchester United's 1-1 Draw Leaves Fans in Stitches

Europa League Shenanigans: Real Sociedad and Manchester United’s 1-1 Draw Leaves Fans in Stitches

Europa League drama unfolds as Real Sociedad and Manchester United battle to a draw in a match filled with missed opportunities, penalty controversy, and away goal excitement.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 7

#Iowa Hoops #Hysteria: Hawkeyes Trade Cornfields for Court Fields in NCAA Shocker

Iowa Hoops Hysteria: Hawkeyes Trade Cornfields for Court Fields in NCAA Shocker

Iowa basketball takes center stage as Hawkeyes soar to new heights in NCAA tournament, showcasing stellar performances and unexpected twists.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 7

#GavinNewsom's Trans #Athlete Stance: Democrats' New Political #Gymnastics

Gavin Newsom’s Trans Athlete Stance: Democrats’ New Political Gymnastics

California Governor Gavin Newsom's unexpected stance on transgender athletes in women's sports sparks debate and confusion among Democrats, leaving political pundits scratching their heads and reaching for their joke books.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 7

#NASA's Cosmic Castaways: When a Quick Space Trip Turns into an Intergalactic Staycation

NASA’s Cosmic Castaways: When a Quick Space Trip Turns into an Intergalactic Staycation

NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams prepare for an unexpected extended stay in space, showcasing resilience and adaptability in the face of technical challenges with Boeing's Starliner capsule.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 6

Prime Video’s AI Dubbing: Where Robots Butcher Languages So You Don’t Have To!

Prime Video revolutionizes streaming with AI-aided dubbing, bringing global content to your living room in a language you can actually understand. Get ready for hilarious mismatched lip-syncing and robot voices that'll…

Prime Video’s AI Dubbing: Where Robots Butcher Languages So You Don’t Have To!

Prime Video revolutionizes streaming with AI-aided dubbing, bringing global content to your living room in a language you can actually understand. Get ready for hilarious mismatched lip-syncing and robot voices that'll make you question your sanity!

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 6

#KaiCenat's Late-Night Conquest: #Twitch Star Trades Emotes for Applause

Kai Cenat’s Late-Night Conquest: Twitch Star Trades Emotes for Applause

Kai Cenat's Late-Night Debut: Twitch Star Takes on Jimmy Fallon and ESPN in Hilarious Streaming University Saga

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 6

AMD Radeon RX 9070 XT: The GPU That’ll Make Your Wallet and Your Games High-Five

AMD's Radeon RX 9070 XT: The GPU that's so hot, it's cool! Dive into the world of high-performance graphics, RDNA 4 architecture, and wallet-friendly 4K gaming. FSR 4 technology included – because who doesn't love…

AMD Radeon RX 9070 XT: The GPU That’ll Make Your Wallet and Your Games High-Five

AMD's Radeon RX 9070 XT: The GPU that's so hot, it's cool! Dive into the world of high-performance graphics, RDNA 4 architecture, and wallet-friendly 4K gaming. FSR 4 technology included – because who doesn't love acronyms?

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 6

Mortgage Madness: Interest Rates Plummet, Applications Soar, and Homebuyers Go Wild!

Mortgage rates take a nosedive, causing a surge in applications as homebuyers rush to capitalize on the unexpected dip in interest rates.

Mortgage Madness: Interest Rates Plummet, Applications Soar, and Homebuyers Go Wild!

Mortgage rates take a nosedive, causing a surge in applications as homebuyers rush to capitalize on the unexpected dip in interest rates.

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 6

#DKMetcalf Trade Rumors: Seahawks' Star Receiver Ready to Fly the Coop

DK Metcalf Trade Rumors: Seahawks’ Star Receiver Ready to Fly the Coop

DK Metcalf trade rumors: Seahawks' star receiver seeks new nest, leaving NFL teams in a frenzy. Will the Chiefs, Steelers, Raiders, Packers, Chargers, or Patriots catch this rare bird?

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NewzWiki (Parody) @newzwiki.bsky.social · Mar 6

#UEFA Champions League Mayhem: Goalkeepers Turn Octopi, Kane's Penalty Garden, and #RealMadrid's Squatter's Rights

UEFA Champions League Mayhem: Goalkeepers Turn Octopi, Kane’s Penalty Garden, and Real Madrid’s Squatter’s Rights

UEFA Champions League drama unfolds with goalkeeping heroics, record-breaking performances, and Kane's unstoppable form in the Round of 16 first leg matches.

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