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Nicky

Nicky

@nickypattinson.bsky.social

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Ex teacher/lecturer, reader of books, walker of dogs, eater of food and drinker of wine. Irritatingly pedantic.

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Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · Apr 8

We all need a good laugh. This REALLY made me laugh. It is a tale told by an idiot.
Can’t wait until the last strut. 😂🤣😂🤣🥰

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 28m

Always a giveaway.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 31m

Why is he moving his mouth when he’s talking out of his bottom?

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 32m

Ravens? More than two crows and chances are they are not crows.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 3h

I used to play mine Country Joe and The Fish when Vietnam was a topic.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 3h

James Reebanks on radio 4 this morning talking about the dire state of food security in the British Isles and making a lot of sense. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social need to think hard.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 13h

Where is this? It’s a really pretty picture.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 15h

Poor woman. Leave her alone please.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 15h

Ahhhh! Pogonophobic alert!

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 15h

Resident heron. It’s a cheeky, blasé sort of a creature who is irritated that he can’t reach the koi.

Heron posing in the gunnera.

Heron outside the kitchen window by the pond.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, what are you talking about? Who is playing what?

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, but he was. She was right.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 2d

He’s not wrong. Innocent until proven guilty. The obvious path then is to press charges! Get it proven.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 2d

How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles. 🥴

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 2d

Cheers.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 2d

He was a vegetarian because of his digestive tract “difficulties”. Huge amounts of drugs can do that you know.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 2d

Ah. I don’t have sky so missed that. When you think of the hundreds of creeps involved, the weight of anger seems unbalanced.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 2d

And Peter Mandleson? Why has
The press given him such an easy ride?

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 2d

Just tell me what you would replace it with? Would you change a head of state every 4 years? Who will care if the tipped up to open something or at a disaster? Would you abolish pomp and ceremony too? Would we be drab?

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 2d

It seems AI ensnared me.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 4d

And money may help practically, but psychologically it’ll make no difference at all.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 4d

From what I gather she has said recently that her whole marriage has been based on lies which she is only recently learning. His whole life is manufactured and fake.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 4d

I thought they said they were only evicting criminals and terrorists?

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 4d

He spent some of his holiday this summer (and he’s often on holiday) in the UK. There was considerable visual opposition to his stay. 🫣🤣 He possibly wished we didn’t speak the same language as he will have understood every word.
Credit to Reuters and The Daily Mail.

Photo of placard JD Vance. The guy who bullied a war hero from the comfort of his couch.

Multiple protestors with placards including “JD Vance’s password is PASSWORD.

Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 4d

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Nicky @nickypattinson.bsky.social · 4d

Fake charity! Well he should be the expert witness there.