swamp witch
@niftydino.bsky.social
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Catch fraud, not feelings 🏳️‍🌈 Accountant, but in the boring way. MM Romance novel junkie. Ask me about my struggles as a cat dad. 🐈 Telegram: dirtydinox Snap: lilwittmann AZ
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Today is a day where I’d like to walk into the ocean and never return 😂😅
I always feel so hippy and punk when I smoke lol
I have been hardcore dissociating a lot lately
Hi 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Paying off credit card debt really does a body good 😂
Oh I could demolish some cold noodles too. Ill take a serving too while you’re at it 🤭
Some people just don’t understand our genius 😞
I am refusing to be a soup hater when it’s hot outside. Soup is just good!
Oh god I’m so fucked 😂 6 and a half hour phone call last night and his voice makes me want to make permanent residence on his lap
You’re so pretty 🥹 I wanna rub all up on your chest
Gonna need some help here
Rock hard and leaking this morning 🥴
Look what I did today 🤪
You have such a pretty cock 🥺
But what if we want to be a good boy for you? 🥺
A word of advice, or maybe just a venting session: if you are using a dating app (not a hookup app), please ask questions to the person you’re talking with. If you only answer questions and don’t ask anything you’re gonna hit a wall real quick.
Such a sexy face connected to a sexy body. The total package 🥴🥵
Hehehe thank you pup 🥰 you’re so cute too 🐶
I forgot about the paws and bandana 🥴