Nina Parmenter
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Poet, performer, wage slave, dog slave, mum. Has somehow been put in charge of Trowbridge Poetry Stanza. Collection ‘Split, Twist, Apocalypse’, Indigo Dreams Publishing, 2022.
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😂I think I shall ask for “unutterably perfect” to be etched on my headstone!!
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*My poem so i get to choose the adjectives 😜
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There was a young* lass from the sticks,
whose life was quite often the pits.
When her luck turned around,
they said “write it all down!”
so she did. Then her bed fell to bits.
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I had the temerity to write down all the small wins I have had this week. The universe did not like this bare faced joy. Got into my bed last night and it broke 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Just another Wednesday night… 😜
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To celebrate National Poetry Day yesterday, I shared some favourite poems with a small group in a local care home. I honestly had a wonderful time. Today I’ve been thinking a lot about how the shared experience of reading a poem together is so much greater than the sum of its parts. 📖 🥰
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Sorry to post filth, but I got some drawer dividers. Hummuna hummuna.
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I think we all know that autism is caused by AUTISTIC PEOPLE MAKING THE LOVELY BABIES but the trouble is you can’t really yell that in the faces of eugenicist nutjobs, can you, in case they get ideas.
Yep guys, it’s paracetamol.
Definitely paracetamol.
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I’m thinking that before the next election, all the other political parties just get together and make a party called “Not Reform”. The tories can even join in if they like. I’m past caring.
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Just trying to write an article for work. For God’s sake, it’s no wonder I can’t get a poem out at the moment. I can’t even order basic thoughts into a comprehensible paragraph. Bloody hormones.
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My son’s year 10 weekend homework schedule includes Forests under threat (Geog) Festivals and fairgrounds should be banned (Eng) Nuclear extension! (Physics) and best of all… Plague homework (Hist)

Wow, just as well teenagers aren’t prone to depression.
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Wow so it seems most of my office has gone down with Covid in a very short time. Seems mild (for Covid) but SUPER transmissible at the moment.
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In a historic day for Britain, Starmer absolutely crushed Trump with his Rock Paper Scissors game. “Take that, cheeseface,” he cried, as he whipped out the killer flat hand. WHAT A PLAYER. Rule Britannia.
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What a lovely [email protected] used my poem Things That Taste Chickeny as a prompt on Instagram today. She also says she often comes back to this poem, which is an amazing & humbling thing to hear. She does a prompt every day, so give her a follow!

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I used to sneer at Americans calling maths “math” until I realised that we don’t call gym “gyms”.
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Me: But what are you going to DO with that conker, Nina?
Brain: SHIIIIINEEEEEY
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It would be nice to find time to write some poetry, she said, with a steering wheel attached to her palm and a feather duster coming out of her arse.
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I can’t decide which is my life’s greatest work: my poetry or this single formula I made in Excel today. It’s. So. Beautiful.

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
An Excel formula which spans three lines and has five, yes, five, levels of nesting.
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My 11 year old son really does take nonchalance to a whole new level.
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Yeah probably not, and I went and chose an epigraph from a living American poet, just to add to the jeopardy 🤦🏼‍♀️