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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 8h
no really, it’s cool, i am not the one who has to live with it
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 8h
it’s ok, we all have a bad take or two. it’s not for me to judge
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 8h
fine, i won’t say anything about your shitty opinion
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 2d
i had to track this down, it's from Liftoff by Eric Berger on page 18. i haven't read the whole thing yet, but that's about all there is on the pop-tart incident. if i were the author, and i learned of this story, i would have to scrap everything as this man clearly isn't the genius i expected
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 2d
this is found in Liftoff by Berger on page 18, fyi
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 2d
gonna be a hard pass
Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner admits using ‘indefensible’ antigay slurs in unearthed Reddit posts
"Today I find that stuff abhorrent," Platner told The Advocate. "And I am sorry that I ever used it.”
www.advocate.com
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 2d
the inside is somehow going to be worse tho
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 3d
and it’s the same people who got burned on lurch
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 3d
why hasn’t anyone asked collins to strip down for an interview
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 3d
he will get one if he thinks it’d help him win
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 3d
tgif
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 3d
my phone and i are both permanently in low power mode, it's the only way to get through the day
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 3d
it would have been great to have this conversation before we ended up with a dod chief with extremist tattoos, but really any time now would be great!
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 3d
@rusty.todayintabs.com hey, just so you know, for some reason your RSS feed drops quoted paragraphs from the newsletter. e.g. the peter quote in your latest doesn't appear in the linked xml. no idea how many others read it via RSS, it's probably just me, but figured i'd point it out.
rss.beehiiv.com
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 3d
is it really beheaded if it just kinda pops off?
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 4d
what happened to the other tower, d'blasio?
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 5d
robbing the louvre with a staircar, you’re gonna get some hop ons
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 5d
i have a guess at how you do it and will try to reproduce it tomorrow. sorta surprised i can’t just find a write up as it seems kind of obvious. not sure my method would survive word list changes though.
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 5d
the louvre heist makes me feel so alive, like anything is possible
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 5d
are you gonna share how you do it? is it algorithmically generated? that seemed unlikely, but then you said you could do it for any date.
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 5d
(not that you don't deserve to celebrate much more!)
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 5d
five minutes? surely you can afford ten!
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 6d
lee zepoo IVI and boon to ruin are both bangers
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 6d
why is it so funny that he has the same cancer as biden? i really hope biden bites it right after adams so his death is ignored
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not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com · 6d
i honestly thought the same thing so there’s two of us at least. they do say fake in the headline at least, why not say that in the post