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NonanonymousCarl
@nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social
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Animator of all things save the dead (sorry), dispeller of one-size-fits-all hat myth. Conflicted on most issues due to empathy, NO DMs, NO BS, NO tests, Freedom and the good life are a team sport without costumes.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 3h
Perfect response! lol
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 4h
Using the darkest of magics a seemingly kind old lady trapped the soul of the young Elton John in the body of a doll and forced him to sing... "JiMmehay Buooofaht nnnd Thed Nuggeuht" classics while she plays the recorder badly.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 7h
You would never get that from the looks I got from my classmates and teachers.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 7h
Idea a destination restaurant that buys old recipes from all the best dishes from restaurants that have closed, called "open". historic location and full service, white tablecloth.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 7h
DOGE found some d's laying around and dodged it's responsibility and just stole our data.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 8h
Delicious disappointment
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 8h
They say dyslexia was not one of my LD's, but it is more like my mind rejects order a bit. Fun Fact: I can read as fast forward as backward or upside down. Reflections of tickers in windows and once turned in a reversed school rapidograph worksheet, before the rest of the class. 😂
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 9h
Real KEWPIE® mayo? Trying it is still on my to-try list.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 9h
doof... must remember to spellcheck my rants.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 11h
Great, now we all have to go out and buy smaller pans. baked brownies the other day, and the mix was down to half the size of 5 years ago. 1-inch-tall brownies are sad brownies. With cakes, they can just add more for leavening for air.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 11h
America First = America before its citizens. No one bothered with the fine print.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 14h
Great way to get ahead of they will never ask, OR say yes if you did.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 14h
Epstein Ballroom gets a sponsor, "The Your SNAP benefits Epstein Ballroom Center"
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 14h
Like he showed us his taxes, like he showed us the Epstein files, like he built a wall, like he solved wars, like he ended the war in Ukraine, like he lowered doof prices, like he loved his ex-wives forever... Maybe he forgot? Maybe test him?
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 16h
Seriously, not enough people know cocoa enhances the flavor of chocolate, like coffee and chocolate, bitter hones in the bitter taste response.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 16h
Thanks! Adults need candy this year. Because if it is not bad news, it seems to be stress.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 16h
Not really a Halloween idea, but putting in a list of chemicals that catch fire to my ashes when exposed to water. Then I will have my ashes spread at sea with one of my best friends, breaking the silence with "well,... that answers that."
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 17h
Doctor: "Good news is you're going to live.""What's the bad news?" "Well, we don't know yet, but think about a will, and or painful therapy."
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 17h
This year, I am going to scare my friends with long hugs, coco, and snacks out of nowhere. Seems the healthier thing to do. They will still be scared as I am not a usual hugger.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 18h
We will see
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 18h
and the difference is... money! *shock*
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 19h
We do not discuss the new apparel choices of the Emp... er cheif.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 1d
It's like you have a travel pillow fort.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 1d
Crosses: the terror when someone rejects you. Immortality: when your persistence is different from others. Great fashion sense: it speaks of itself, it is all about comfort.
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NonanonymousCarl @nonanonymouscarl.bsky.social · 1d
Picturing someone going, "Hey, loads of free candle wax!" on finding the Nazis from Indiana Jones. Next step a woman home alone, lighting a candle from her Grandma via Etsy.
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