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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 19h

Stopped on the shoulder so the 3 year old could pee on the side of I 10. Dark, the wind from the passing semis, cool but not cold... Officially my favorite moment of my fatherhood career.

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to determine if this is the "get grandpa a label maker" stage of dementia or the "make everything feel like the Mar a Lago pro shop" stage of dementia

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 1d

Shit you mean they were just regular dominos sized pizza slices rhis whole time

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 1d

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 3d

Love the first day after the time change. A one hour jump has turned 6:30pm into midnight.

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 4d

While these are all salient points, the other side also makes a compelling argument.

Papa Smurf - Can I Lick Your Ass?

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 4d

Does anybody else remember the legend of Clarence Beeftank

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 4d

Listening to them describe Scherzer pregame. Oldest person to ever play baseball. A shambling corpse on a 1 year contract. 41 years old.

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 4d

Better tasting, too!

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 4d

I've suddenly found myself without disney broadcast products so baseball's on tv and the noles are on the radio 🫠

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 4d

Apple Juice is so much worse for you than Miller Lite it's almost unbelievable

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 5d

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 5d

I live on the sidewalk-less main drag of Killearn Acres and it's so bad we leave a bowl out and it'll still be full when we get home. Tons of kids but very few streetlights and everybody drives like an asshole so I definitely get it.

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 5d

My mom every year tells me to take the kids to Beard St. I tell her I dated a girl who lived on Ingleside once and I'd sooner take them into an actual warzone than into that mess.

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 6d

On homecoming.

nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 6d

If Deckerhoff was still in the booth I'd go radio exclusive. Thank goodness FSU is so bad I take the whole family and watch live for less than the cost of cable!

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 6d

Payday is a real sleeper in the greatest candybar debate. Payday is incredible.

nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 6d

Almonds taste like wood. Mounds forever.

nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 6d

The money line can only go up!

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 6d

Love that Disney is doing its annual shakedown of carriers in the middle of football season. How lucky it is for me that FSU is so bad that this might be the time I walk away and never look back?

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 6d

Glad I caught this thread before the self destruct

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 6d

WHO ELSE TRYNA GET DIARRHEA TONIGHT LEMME HEAR YOU SAY YEEEEEEEEEEAH

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 7d

You can hear the disappointment in the doctor's voice when the labs all come back perfect after I was honest on the intake form about alcohol and tobacco use.

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nonotjeffallen.bsky.social @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 7d

10/10

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