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Cat in the Hat
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Twitter refugee. Anti-fascist. Nationals, Heels, and Canes fan. UVA and W&M Law grad. Estate planning attorney. Entrepreneur. I *used to be* a piece of shit. #FreeDC #FreePalestine #NoKings
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Just a friendly reminder that Republican ghouls on the Supreme Court have been sharpening their knives for precisely this moment for the last 50+ years. Now, they’re cashing in.
Every time I think I have a good handle on what a racist piece of shit William Rehnquist was, I remember something like “he would call Black college football players ‘jungle bunnies’” and I have to start over again
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Don't mean to brag, but I've already updated my microwave clock
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We've more guns than people and have been steeped in the insurrectionist theory of the 2nd amendment, according to which these jackbooted thugs should be greeted with gunfire every day. Americans have shown restraint but at some point someone's gonna defend themself and things will get much worse.
Here's a screengrab from a video of an ICE agent repeatedly punching a man already on the ground. The man may have broken ribs. Anyone have any more details on his ID? This is attempted murder

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Mike Johnson talks about the Republican "healthcare plan" like it's highly classified information: "We're not gonna be on a conference call explaining all our plans and strategies for healthcare reform, because they're leaked in real time."
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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If the Dodgers win this game, the home plate ump deserves a ring. Maybe two.
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WHY AM I WATCHING THIS
If the Dodgers win this game, the home plate ump deserves a ring. Maybe two.
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The only bad thing about this game is the home plate umpire’s strike zone. What is going on back there?!
I hate the fucking Dodgers so fucking much
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
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FUCK WHY DID YOU GUYS LET ME TRY THIS IVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY FUCKING LIFE
Ok I gave this “baseball” thing another shot and maybe it’s not so bad
Myriad high definition video technology, and the umps couldn’t get a basic play at the plate right
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Smith’s foot was off the plate but you’re never getting that call overturned.
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Miguel Rojas is Spanish for Michael Redd
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i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
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Baseball player physiognomies:

-I smoke weed

-cultured apex asethete

-dan from jiffy lube
Anybody else having trouble accessing the game? #WorldSeries