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No Such Thing Productions
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An audio fiction production company. Home of Janus Descending, Descendants, and Primordial Deep! “Worlds are waiting…”
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for just FIVE roles!

While we couldn’t cast everyone this time, we hope you’ll stay in touch, both on social and at future casting calls!

Each and every one of you made this an experience to remember — we cannot wait to share this, and future stories with all of you!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who auditioned for “It Will Have Blood!”

All official offers have been sent, and everyone who auditioned should have a reply from us one way or another in their inbox.

We had to make some INCREDIBLY tough choices. 105 amazing actors sent us a total of 185 auditions,
Thanks so much for your patience! We can’t wait to meet The Avalon’s future crew!
QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT! We’ve sent emails to this effect as well — but we’re postponing our casting announcements/offers for a couple of days while our sound designer gets over an illness!

Once she’s feeling better, we’ll get final approval on the callback submissions, and reach out to everyone!
If Lisette isn’t already on your radar, Stormfire Productions features stories and voices that DEMAND to be listened to. Cutting edge storytelling and you won’t find a more community centered AD creator! Proud to have been Lisette’s friend from the early days of our work 💜
This #audiodramasunday I wanna shout out @nosuchthingradio.bsky.social and @inkphemeral.bsky.social for hopping back into the scene, Jordan is such an innovative and fun creator who I have admired since we both entered audio drama with our first shows. I am so excited for “It Will Have Blood”!
And just like that, the callbacks are off!!!

Everyone should have received a confirmation one way or the other — thank you to all the talented actors who have joined us on the road so far!
Slowly but surely, we’re making our way through!
I’m on the last character… I am… the tired-est baby moose…

Still several dozen auditions to listen through in this last stretch, and then I have (checks notes) … 105 emails to send!
What we’ve heard so far has been SO impressive! Tough decisions ahead…
Okay. I have three and a half more pages to record tonight…

… and then 150 more auditions to comb through… and then send out all the callback notifications…

It’s gonna be a long one. Send chocolate.
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I’m juggling this with recording an audiobook, but WOW I cannot tell you how ABSOLUTELY STOKED I am to be behind the casting table again…
UPDATE: Callbacks will be sent out on WEDNESDAY EVENING!

We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files…

Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!
MASSIVE thank you to everyone who auditioned for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!

Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!

Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.

BREAK A LEG!
UPDATE: Callbacks will be sent out on WEDNESDAY EVENING!

We had well over one hundred actors submit, and many of you for multiple roles! And there is… only one Jordan doing a pass of these initial files…

Thanks for bearing with us (or… just me!) We’ll be in touch with everyone soon!
MASSIVE thank you to everyone who auditioned for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!

Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!

Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.

BREAK A LEG!
MASSIVE thank you to everyone who auditioned for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!

Confirmations have gone out to everyone who submitted. If you haven’t received yours, please reach out to us via DM to ensure it ended up in our inbox!

Callbacks will be sent out sometime 18th evening/19th morning.

BREAK A LEG!
One hour to go…
This is it…

The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…

Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)

Last chance, adventurer…

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Midnight draws ever nearer… Have you submitted your audition?
This is it…

The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…

Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)

Last chance, adventurer…

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Midnight draws ever nearer… Have you submitted your audition?
This is it…

The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…

Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)

Last chance, adventurer…

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You’ve still got time to submit an audition!

If you’ve been on the fence about throwing your hat into the ring, this is your sign 🚀🩸
This is it…

The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…

Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)

Last chance, adventurer…

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This is it…

The final hours before the #castingcall for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD closes at midnight…

Tomorrow morning begins the search for our crew… Will your voice be among them? (We hope so!)

Last chance, adventurer…

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Just A FEW HOURS LEFT before I FINALLY get to dive into all these incredible auditions!

I’m so excited. There’s still time to submit… what are you waiting for!
Only TWO DAYS remain left to send us your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!

The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…

It could be you.

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It will

It does

You should>>>
Only TWO DAYS remain left to send us your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!

The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…

It could be you.

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Only TWO DAYS remain left to send us your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD!

The Avalon is preparing to launch… all we need is our crew…

It could be you.

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Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives…

One of them COULD be you.

Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.

Will you face the dark?

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It’s the birthday of our favorite underwater engineer — the fabulous, the inimitable, the one and only @lindsayzana.bsky.social!!!

We hope it’s been an INCREDIBLE one! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!
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It!
Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives…

One of them COULD be you.

Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.

Will you face the dark?

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Five characters are about to face the fight of their lives…

One of them COULD be you.

Just 4 days remain to submit your audition for IT WILL HAVE BLOOD.

Will you face the dark?

nosuchthingradio.com/work-with-us