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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 2h

Looking at this and how it has the winner of America's Got Talent, the AGT dancing dog act may outshine our BGT winner's performance on the Royal Variety this year: www.westendtheatre.com/319215/news/...
#RoyalVarietyPerformance

The Royal Variety Performance announces 2025 line-up of shows & stars | West End Theatre

The Royal Variety Charity has announced the full line-up for its forthcoming Royal Variety Performance 2025 at the Royal Albert Hall in London.

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 4h

Still makes me cheer for the people who get one up over the money grabbing agents of these stars though who know they can charge above the odds for people to meet their favourite celebrities.

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 4h

Our Scarborough Open Air Theatre sells Meet and Greet tickets for artists who perform there, but some people manage to get these for free by finding out what hotel they stay at and waiting outside for them to leave.

Although that definitely seems more dodgy and morally dubious.

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 4h

autographs and photos that cost them 50 quid! I got mine for FREE!"

The only issue is finding the back door of the venues without looking like a total weirdo.

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 4h

One thing I don't get about conventions is that surely you could find out what time the convention finishes and wait by the back door for the celebrities to leave?

It would be the most ingenious 'gotcha' moment.

"Ha ha, look at all those idiots leaving with a hundred pound

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 13h

Mrs Hall is the best getaway driver in a dog kidnapping ever. #AllCreaturesGreatAndSmall

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 13h

All this talk of strict quarantine is giving me flashbacks to 2020. #AllCreaturesGreatAndSmall

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 14h

Now we have lost Sir Stephen Fry! Why are all the good ones going? #CelebrityTraitors

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 14h

Cat has autism? Wow, really cool that they got some autistic representation on this show. #CelebrityTraitors

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 15h

I can’t believe they murdered Joe Wilkinson. He’s so funny. I can see why the Traitors would off him though. He was getting too close to the truth. #CelebrityTraitors

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 15h

Such a shame that Mark Bonnar is banished. I thought he had been so entertaining throughout this show with his melodramatic disappointment at failing to catch a Traitor. #CelebrityTraitors

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 16h

I hope Human Spider will be a part of this pro wrestling line-up. #DragonsDen

a man in a red shirt is flying through the air in a cage with an american flag behind him

ALT: a man in a red shirt is flying through the air in a cage with an american flag behind him

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 1d

Chalmers' speech decrying kids caring about their cosmetic appearance. #Simpsons

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 1d

such a humorous concept, because the way he bosses around Principal Skinner (Harry Shearer) makes him the last person you'd expect in that position. The script is at its weakest when he goes from cleaner to snail cream businessman, but it does end on a strong note, with #Simpsons

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 1d

attempts to stamp down on AI homework is such a great use of the AI topic, leading to the inevitable outcome of phones being banned from Springfield Elementary.

The main plot is particularly strong here, too. Superintendent Chalmers (Hank Azaria) becoming a cleaner is #Simpsons

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 1d

Keep Chalm and Gary On: There's some brilliant satire here on the rise of AI, with the Chat GPT parody Cheat GPT creating an extremely funny students-versus-teachers scenario at Springfield Elementary. Seeing Bart and the other kids constantly out-wit the teachers' #Simpsons

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 1d

If Tom Daley does knit a flabbergasted jumper, he should turn it into a business and sell them on eBay. #CelebrityTraitorsUncloaked

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 1d

Cat doesn't know who HELEN MIRREN is?!? Has she been living on Mars?!? #CelebrityTraitors

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 1d

'i just started stuffing cheese in my mouth' - Never found Alan Carr so relatable. #CelebrityTraitors

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 1d

Bernie is that one character who only knows how to make things ninety million times worse. #Corrie

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WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 2d

‘What do they all sleep on: a matchbox?’ - Perhaps they use small tissues for pillows? #ForDogsSake

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 2d

‘I’ll create a distraction and you can jump out of the window in the Gent’s’ - The Great Escape on a low budget. #MurderBeforeEvensong

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 2d

‘He’d still be a twat in the morning’ - Blimey, this guy certainly doesn’t mince his words. #MurderByEvensong

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 2d

‘We have two female fugitives on the run’ - Quick, somebody dispatch the Hunters! #Frauds

WhoPotterVian/Sean The Mondasian Cyberman @notblueskystudios.bsky.social · 3d

I wonder if The War Between The Land And The Sea will feature the Silurians?

What if The War Between doesn't just mean between humans and Sea Devils, but Silurians and Sea Devils?

#DoctorWho

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