Alan or Z or Zap
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Alan or Z or Zap
@notinspring.bsky.social
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Dog lover, I have 2 Peter and Paul, love the Astros, Texans and the Rockets. In college I interned w/ a state rep and did work for Charlie Wilson, later played by Tom Hanks in the movie. 5 members of my family died defending the Alamo.
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and and and, it was not regular mustard, it was Dijon, THE HORROR, THE HORROR, THE HORROR, (LOOKS UP THEN BACK DOWN) THE HORROR
#Astros
so more stuff will be happening as the Astros finish rounding out the 40 man roster. Right now I believe we are at 40 men but the Rule 5 eligible guys need spots or face being drafted by another team.
Also the draft lottery will happen and the Astros have a whopping 0.39% chance to win it
all three of those pitchers will most likely see action in 2026 if not making the team out of Spring Training. All 3 had good seasons in 2025 with Santa having a fantastic year.
It is the old Trope, if they win big, it is a big plus for the republiKKKlans, if they lose it is a big win for the republiKKKlans, if they race is tied, it is a big win for the republiKKKlans according to the press
#Astros
I think that puts the Astros at 39 players, with 3 Rule 5 candidates to figure out in Miguel Ullola, Trey Dombroski, and Alimber Santa as players the team might consider protecting
The Astros have placed outfielder Chas McCormick on outright waivers, source tells @theathletic.com, along with John Rooney, Kenedy Corona, Luis Garcia and Pedro León.
Tuesday's decision was not surprising, but Chas McCormick must still be considered a scouting and player development success story — a 21st rounder from a D3 school starting 27 playoff games and making one of the most iconic catches in franchise history - www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
In flurry of moves, Astros place outfielder Chas McCormick on outright waivers
Minor-league outfielders Pedro León and Kenedy Corona, as well as injured pitchers John Rooney and Luis Garcia were also placed.
www.nytimes.com
so the team won't get a Christmas card from you this year?
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Reminder !! MLB season is over but baseball season is very much not. Plenty of winter ball already underway and available to watch, including LIDOM on MLB dot tv!!

Baseball is the best and there’s always more to watch! Serie del Caribe will take us right up to Spring Training
no no, let them move here, I would suggest somewhere around Denver Harbor would be nice and homey for them.
There was a 2nd sandwich thrower, back and to the left, back and to the left
#SNL please please please have this trial be the cold open to Saturday Night Live this week.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
there will be a ton more moves to fit the 40 man roster plus protect some prospects, Miguel Ullola, from the Rule 5 draft
Sources: Chas McCormick has been outrighted by the Houston Astros to make more room on the 40-man roster.

McCormick will forever have a spot in Houston fans hearts with his huge catch in the 2022 World Series, as well as the Chas Chomp.
#CBSsports.com free

Trade candidates
Astros mentioned twice with Stephen Kwan and Mitch Keller. Why get Kwan, we need pitching, we have 3 young outfielders to try and fit into the mix
STOP TRYING TO MAKE KWAN HAPPEN
www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/ran...
MLB trade candidates: Ranking the top 25 players who could move
CBS Sports has ranked the top 25 candidates by the likelihood they're traded this winter
www.cbssports.com
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hug your war criminals a little tighter today
#DickCheney

In honor of a real class asshole, who is now getting to know the different levels of hell he will be visiting, fuck off and buh bye, Dick

LET'S DANCE!!!

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TOPPOP3: The Trammps - Disco Inferno
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breaking news, a "Welcome Home" Parade was thrown in hell today
The following day the remaining Mexican troops fell back to Matamoros leaving only Bexar as having any Mexican troops.

They were furloughed with the promise not to return to Texas to fight again.
when he got word that the town was under control of the Texians. They fell back to Fort Lipantitian which the Texians then prepared to cross the river and attack. They were attacked by the Mexican troops on the bank, after 30 minutes the Mexcian army fell back.
two residents walked into the camp. One of the men arrested volunteered to talk to the mayor and have him surrender. Around 11pm the Mexican soldiers, in the town, surrendered without a shot being fired.

Mexican commander Rodriguez was almost to La Bahia
As the Mexican soldiers looked on the northern trail to the town, the Texians instead came to the town from the East. The Texians got word of the Mexican soldiers searching for them and moved quicker to the town.

The Texans were preparing to attack San Patricio when