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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 22h

NEW YORK CITY, FALL IS IN FULL MOTHERFUCKING EFFECT! LET US REVEL YEA, BUT LET US REVEL WITH OUR LIGHT JACKETS ON.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 64°/52°
TUE: 70°/58° <-- PRIMO DAY
WED: 66°/51°
THU: 63°/48°
FRI: 63°/47°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 3d

IT A BIT CHILLY TRUE

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 3d

NEW YORK CITY ARE YOU READY FOR A MOTHERFUCKING CLASSIC FALL WEEKEND? ARE YOU READY TO GO WALK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PARK, SIPPING ON AUTUMNAL BEVERAGES AND SHIT?

YOUR FUCKING STUFF:
FRI: 66°/51°
SAT: 68°/57°
SUN: 74°/63°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 7d

NEW YORK CITY THIS IS NOT IDYLLIC FALL WEATHER BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, A MERE MORTAL, GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 60° RAIN AND WIND MOST OF THE DAY
TUE: 64°
WED: 69°
THU: 64° THE SUN RETURNS. WYB SUN
FRI: 64°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 11d

NEW YORK CITY... SOME CLASSIC SHITTY FALL WEATHER COMING OUR WAY. DREARY, DISMAL, DAMP... DAMMIT.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/58°
SAT: 70°/62° MORNING RAIN
SUN: 65°/59° RAIN MOST OF THE DAY

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Rick Paulas @rickpaulas.bsky.social · 13d

Loops, a serialized walking audio mystery through Prospect Park. Part 1 out now. Sound on. loopsprospectpark.com

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 14d

NEW YORK CITY THIS AIN'T OCTOBER NOW BUT IT WILL BE BY WEDNESDAY. BRING IT ON! #FUCKYESFALL

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 81°/66°
TUE: 82°/69°
WED: 71°/51°
THU: 63°/49°
FRI: 67°/55°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 17d

NEW YORK CITY I FUCKING LOVE MORNINGS LIKE THIS AND THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'VE GOT A LOT MORE OF THEM ON THE WAY.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 75°/59° PERFECTION
SAT: 83°/64° PRETTY DAMN GOOD
SUN: 83°/61° NO COMPLAINTS

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 21d

NEW YORK CITY, WE'VE GOT TWO DAYS OF 80 DEGREE SHIT AND THEN LET THE GOOD TIMES MOTHERFUCKING ROLLLLLLLLLLL

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 81°
TUE: 84°
WED: 71° YES TO THIS
THU: 69° NICE
FRI: 75° FUCK YEAAAAA

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Barbie Devyndarbė @katchin05.blacksky.app · 28d

Dusted by a man in brunch boots and a wool coat, didn’t even rattle his wine bag too much!

Genie Lauren @moreandagain.social · 29d

You think this man is running a 17-minute mile?

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 28d

NEW YORK CITY, FALL LOOKS MOTHERFUCKING GOOD ON YOU. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, IT SPARKLES, I LOVE IT, BRING IT ON BRING IT THE FUCK ONNNNNNN.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 76°
TUE: 82°
WED: 79°
THU: 77° RAIN
FRI: 79°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Sep 19

NEW YORK CITY SURE IT'S A LIL' TOASTY TODAY BUT LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WEEKEND, WILL YOU? LIKE DIAMOND, LIKE MOTHERFUCKING 50 CARAT DIAMOND. WE OWE THE WEATHER GODS EVERYTHING (I.E. ENTHUSIASTIC RIM JOBS AND SPLIFFS).

FRI: 86°/63°
SAT: 75°/61°
SUN: 73°/59°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Sep 15

NEW YORK CITY... IT’S PRETTY NICE OUT THESE DAYS, BUT I WANT MORE. MAYBE YOU WANT MORE TOO. TUESDAY, YOU’RE PERFECT. WEDNESDAY I COULD DO WITHOUT THE RAIN. FRIDAY, TOO HOT. SHIT LIKE THAT.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 81°
TUE: 76°
WED: 71° SHOWERS ALL DAY
THU: 80°
FRI: 86°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Sep 12

I MOSTLY LOVE THIS WEATHER BUT FEEL LIKE WE DESERVE HIGHS IN THE MID-70s AT THIS POINT IN THE SEASON, GODDAMMIT.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 79°
SAT: 79°
SUN: 83°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Sep 8

MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST ON A CROSS WE'VE GOT A BEAUTY OF A WEEK IN FRONT OF US, NEW YORK CITY.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 75°
TUE: 75°/61°
WED: 72°/61° RAIN <-- THE ONE NOT-PERFECT DAY
THU: 81°/64°
FRI: 77°/62°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Sep 8

OH HELL YEAH

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Sep 5

NEW YORK CITY COMPARED TO THE PAST SEVEN DAYS THIS WEEKEND IS UTTER BULLSHIT BUT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS IT'S REALLY NOT SO BAD IT'S JUST WE'VE BEEN SPOILED.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 85°
SAT: 85° EVENING THUNDERSTORMS
SUN: 73° MORNING RAIN

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Sep 3

DUDE THIS WAS FOUR IN A ROW.

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Sep 3

IF THE WEATHER GODS DON'T DESERVE AN EXTRA ENTHUSIASTIC RIM JOB FOR THIS....

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Amy @plitter.bsky.social · Sep 1

It’s my 25-year New York anniversary so I went to the beach and you know what, this place fucking rules

Lots of people on Rockaway Beach on a sunny day, many sitting under beach umbrellas. The ocean is on the horizon.

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Sep 1

NEW YORK CITY WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE? FUCK NO THEY WILL NOT. THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING DIAMOND WEATHER, WRITE YOUR MOM TELL HER IT’S FUKKIN GORGEOUS HERE

YOUR FUCKING WEEK:
MON: 78°/63° PERFECT
TUE: 78°/63° PERFECT, AGAIN
WED: 79°/64° SWEET BABY JESUS
THU: 80°/69° NICE
FRI: 83°/71°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Aug 29

NEW YORK CITY [PUMPING FISTS IN THE AIR] WE ARE RIDING INTO SEPTEMBER ON MAGNIFICENT MOTHERFUCKING FALCOR DRAGON FULL OF GORGEOUS WEATHER AND JOY. HELL YES EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

YOUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING THREE-DAY WEEKEND:
FRI: 80°/59°
SAT: 78°/60°
SUN: 80°/63°
MON: 79°/63°

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Aug 26

HELL YES WE DID IT

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Aug 25

IF TODAY IS AN 8 AND THE REST OF THE WEEK IS EVEN NICER... ARE WE IN FOR THE RAREST OF THE RARE, SOME 10/10s???

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · Aug 25

NEW YORK CITY THIS AUGUST HAS BEEN FREAKING LOVELY AND THE WONDERS THEY WILL NOT CEASE. I HEAR THE WEATHER GODS APPRECIATE PRAISE, BLUNTS AND RIMJOBS, YOU KNOW, IN CASE YOU'VE GOT ANY TO GIVE.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 87°/65°
TUE: 82°/63°
WED: 79°/61°
THU: 81°/65°
FRI: 78°/59° STORMS

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