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Corpse Bridegroom

@octopussy31st.bsky.social

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I just learned what “alt” means… so this is that. But not as interesting. In BKK. From Cali. Mind your business.

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Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · Jul 10

Why am I so out of this morning?

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Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks for the birthday gift 😘😍

Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 1d

I wanna kiss both 😘

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Manos @manosxxx.bsky.social · 1d

been loving the bush lately #mcm

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Karlos 🔜 Palm Springs Pride 11/5-11/10 @karlosthefog.bsky.social · 2d

I will NEVER find the AI video/photo you shared interesting or funny or neat

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Vacation Dick @vacationdick.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Halloweiner! I’m dressed as a horny bro #fcf

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Call me FJ @fjulien.bsky.social · 4d

HAPPY HALLOWEEN GOONERS

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Vibes Sedai @vibessedai.bsky.social · 4d

Goodbye, Jocktober

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Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 4d

Sooooo… Halloween is my birthday.

And I went all fucking out this year (which I haven’t done for years because it’s tired) but the sloppily dressed Arab boys in front of the host bar STILL outdid me (I have a type)

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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 5d

gay guys take a lot of heat for being theatrical but we don’t hold a candle to these divas omg

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Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 5d

Oh my

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Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 7d

Just 3?

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Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 7d

I just figured it was “skibidi” for gooners

Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 7d

Now swing by Bangkok!

Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 7d

Same but AOL

Vibes Sedai @vibessedai.bsky.social · 7d

If you saw how I was acting up in chat rooms and MSN messenger as a teen, none of what I do now would come as a surprise

Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 7d

I had a very instinctual reaction to this

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Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 7d

💜💜💜

Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 7d

quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time

Honestly, Britney on X-Factor is my full range of emotions.

Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 7d

That checks out

Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 7d

Right before bed time?!

Okayyyyy, where’s the luuuube…

Corpse Bridegroom @octopussy31st.bsky.social · 7d

My hook-up tomorrow keeps messaging me to ask to buy him poppers and all these other things, and it’s driving me so crazy I suddenly remembered a Golden Girls joke:

“Does it say K-Mart on my nightgown?!”

“As a matter of fact, it does, you cheapskate!”