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Odeatha Tepes

@odessasteppes.bsky.social

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She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ I just want to post about fun stuff, but the politics never stops being stupid and dangerous. Things I consider fun: Video games, animation, painting minis, synths.

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Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1m

"I'm not in the ingroup anymore!" Whines man who stoped being useful to fascist party.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 5m

I received a prophetic vision that giving a bunch of nazis guns and legal authority, then setting them loose on the border to terrorize asylum seekers and skim off of international commerce, was a bad idea.

It happened while I was kicking over water jugs with my best friend, White Power Dave.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 15m

She likely wrote the book using AI. I would never trust a cop, especially one we already know is a slop peddler.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 41m

Because both typically are about a cishet man controlling submissive sexual property.

They don't want relationships, they want slaves.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 48m

I remember in the 90s even as a kid hearing that newsrooms were all going with a strategy of "If it bleeds, it leads" to boost ratings, and even I was like "That sounds bad."

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 51m

Sorkin has never been right about anything, ever.

He's like a mirror universe Cassandra. He gets nothing right, and everyone treats him like a great prophet

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 22h

"I sleep in a big bed with my wife" energy.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 23h

Heccin' girlboss doing a far-right coup with foreign intelligence agencies.

Libs will be like, "This time, the Contras are headed by a woman. 😌"

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Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

It's a chud. It can't respond to you logically because it lacks interiority.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

Mine was so bloodless I'm about 50% sure the bandage is just on my leg in a random spot, but otherwise painless.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

Wtf you eat like an alien in a 90s movie.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

Great Depression breakfast.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

It just made me hear it in Peridot's voice.

Which kinda works for Katie's voice in my head, NGL.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

Stitthead looks worse with a beard.

Temu Jeffery Dean Morgan ass bitch.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

Says the dude seething at Hassan over a rumor started by a chud with a dead rat alarm clock.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

Clevage optimization matrices are advanced lesbianism.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

A few accidentally did the funny thing, but not enough, sadly.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

The chuddy ones stopped ever since sane people started calling them out for shitty gun safety.

A few years ago, it was even a trend for chud gun lovers to post photos of themselves pointing loaded guns at their own crotches just to own the libs (and by libs, I mean ppl who care about gun safety.)

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Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite part is when they bring in Nanamo to taste your cooking, and she's like, "Who is this mysterious chef? :)"

I HAVE SAVED YOUR LIFE, KINGDOM, AND KRONK LIKE 87 TIMES YOU SAWED-OFF BINT.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

I'm outside right now. I'm just funny, and you're not.

Shower, nature, person. Do it.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

Please take a shower, go outside, and talk to an actual person.

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Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

I am once again obligated to say it.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · Dec 10

Free, on-demand foreskin regeneration would basically fix America's political climate.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

Of course he's involved.

Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

Perhaps "novel" would have been a better word. That seems a less trod road for these fash who like all the pageantry and hierarchy of Catholicism, but don't want their moral character questioned in any way.

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Odeatha Tepes @odessasteppes.bsky.social · 1d

Have you ever said anything correct or intelligent?

Because, full offense, every time I see you, you're saying something so stupid that you should be paraded through town tied to a chair while children throw rotten fruit at you.

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