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Zombieboy🌸 (Baba)

@ohsovalyrian.bsky.social

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Heir to The Family Business. 21+. MDNI. NOTTTTT SFW 🇬🇺🇮🇹🇫🇷🇱🇧 - 🏳️‍🌈 Your local agent of chaos. #6W #BLOOOOO #hornline2017 I STAND WITH PALESTINE. A MAJOR nuisance to society. 20.09.1999 #septvirgo 26/5’6”/6.25”/M9W11 I moan in D Flat Major.

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Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 3h

My heartfelt congratulations to Eric Lu, the winner of the 2025 International Chopin Competition.

Such vibrant artistry and beautiful passion for his music. He didn’t come to compete. He came to play music.

Bravo, Eric. Soak it in buddy. I’ve enjoyed watching your run.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 5h

Cockatoos are born with caffeine in their bloodstream and you can’t tell me otherwise

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 2d

Explaining advanced quantum physics concepts to a 4 year old like it isn’t 7:30 in the gyatdäm morning.

Meanwhile the coffee isn’t even done percolating yet.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 5d

I love pets with human names

Hell yeah I wanna pet Cameron.

Hell yeah I wanna hear about how Jessica shit the carpet and then ran away.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 6d

GITCHO ASS IN THE BED AND GO TO SLEEP. NEOWWW. YOU GOT WORK IN THE MORNING.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 8d

I saved the day with lunch. I managed to find a wild goose and cooked that thang. You can hardly taste the devil.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 11d

I’m the hot new character you have to pause the show to google.

Yes. I’m single. Keep up.

#zombieboy #lgbtq #gay #menace #luxuryvillainheartthrob

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 12d

Blah blah blah… proper name.. place name… backstory stuff…

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 12d

Zombieboy.

Hungry.
Happy.
Sleepy.

Horny.
Haunted.
Hilarious.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 13d

When they say they deserve someone better than you.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 13d

Maybe the Tylenol really did get us, guys…

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 13d

Once i was FaceTiming my mom and she was telling me a story and WALLAH i deadass tried to swipe up like i was on TikTok bc her story was boring me

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 13d

Just thought to myself “i wish audiobooks had captions…”

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 13d

Explaining myself is too much work. From now on just fuckin judge me.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 15d

The uncooked fish going home after the titanic sank:

“Anyways.. whatever the hell that was”

“Damn girl, on yo life?”
“YES, it sank and I escaped”

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 16d

*cums

“Where’s my vape?”

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 16d

Hey bartender, can you close his tab so I can take him home and open him up?

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 16d

Big and cutes my me at you

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 17d

Drank a 2 liter of Dr Pepper flat in one sitting. My organs are filing for divorce.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 17d

Just realized clouds are sky furniture. Spiral unlocked.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 17d

Raw-dogged reality for 3 minutes before realizing my AirPods were dead.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 17d

My brain: serious. My body: wigglies.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 17d

Just barked at the UPS truck in solidarity.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 17d

Every clock-in is a personal betrayal.

Zombieboy🌸 (Baba) @ohsovalyrian.bsky.social · 17d

Working 4–12 while casually scrolling for sapphires that cost more than the building.