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Amaranth M @jazzelves.bsky.social · 1d

every human comes with a free skeleton, but the packaging is real hard to open

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 1d

Hail Hydra(te)!

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 2d

I need your help! Need to find me a bagpiper who would record the "sad trombone" (so basically any four notes descending chromatic) on their instrument for me....please reskeet :D

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 4d

Wifewise he did in fact luck out!

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 4d

Semper pie!

Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 5d

Not unlikely

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 5d

Bulldoze the whole lot of it with everyone voluntarily inside for all I care...

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 5d

I keep reading that as Assassin's Creed and wonder what weird installment I might have missed

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 6d

SO YOUNG

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 6d

Happy day! 💝

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 6d

Maybe one day I won't be getting work for three to four people anymore, two of which I haven't even been trained for.

Oh ffs.

Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 7d

So fleshy

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 7d

Good. *toots*

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 7d

Is it me? Sorry

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 9d

Ikea and DPD Collab

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 9d

Sitting opposite the restroom door in this train.

It's difficult to lock.

I haven't always been paying attention so I couldn't earn some people.

I have seen too many partial butts today.

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 9d

Took a rideshare from one train station to another one, skipping alternative train connections because they'd be packed and delayed and am now on my last leg. Home in an hourish omg.

Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 10d

Thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn 😭

Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 10d

Thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn 😭

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Jon Robinson @jonr1183.bsky.social · 11d

Baby orca mini breach! 🦑

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 13d

Update: have arrived at my last stop before final only about 40 minutes delayed, so all is well

Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 13d

Today is "spend 6ish hours on trains" day and I already know I won't get the booked connection because of a medical emergency delaying the second train.

Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 13d

Every job can become passive income when you're lazy enough.

It's all about the mindset

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CaitieSith (Kay-tee-shee) 🥚😼 @caitiesith.bsky.social · 13d

I LOVE ANIMAL FACTS!

also. also. do you know about this cool podcast that tells you all sorts of cool animal facts and is made by a very cool person who is very cool and i love her dearly and omg you guys you should listen to it right now.

strangeanimalspodcast.blubrry.net/

A digitally rendered image of a basketball court filled with spectators, showing a blue whale placed lengthwise across the court. Text at the top reads, “IF YOU LAID A BLUE WHALE LENGTHWISE ACROSS A BASKETBALL COURT”, and at the bottom, “THEY WOULD HAVE TO CANCEL THE GAME”. The whale’s size completely obstructs the playing area, highlighting its enormous scale.

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 13d

Huh, memory is a weird thing. There are some key combinations from video games that I couldn't tell you to save my life, but sit me down at the computer and out me in the situation and they just flow.

With the phone numbers I remember from my childhood it's mostly that I grew up with 4 digits :D

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 13d

Or I might. Information unclear.

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Olli Crusoe @ollicrusoe.bsky.social · 13d

Today is "spend 6ish hours on trains" day and I already know I won't get the booked connection because of a medical emergency delaying the second train.

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