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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Aug 9

Tonight we say goodbye to #ResidentAlien. I want to say thank you for four years of great laughs. Here’s a painting my daughter made of Harry for me. Harry and the gang will always be with me. In my living room facing my plant. @ResidentAlien @JennaLamia @alantudyk @AliceW18130

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Aug 2

You Go Sheriff Mike!!!!! Get that Mantis Sonnova B****!!’ #ResidentAlien. @ResidentAlien

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Jul 25

#TheLateShow band was playing one of Chuck #Mangione’s big hits. Nice tribute. #LateShow.

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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Jul 18

I heard the news about #Colbert & #TheLateShow being cancelled in 2026 for “purely financial reasons.” Bulls**t!!’!!!
Clearly part of the settlement with Trump. #Paramount executives are weak money grubbing cockroaches.
When Colbert’s show ends, I will no longer watch #CBS.

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Jul 12

I did not know #ResidentAlien was on at 10 tonight. In addition, my computer is having a problem with the letter "B." Sorry @ResidentAlien, but I need to borrow Harry's catch phrase regarding these developments.

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Jun 21

Watching #Jaws on #NBC and am rooting for the shark. #Jaws50 #jaws50thanniversary #JawsAnniversary

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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Jun 18

Congratulations to former #Bruins captain Brad Marchand and the #Florida #Panthers from #SalemMA for winning the #StanleyCup . Bring the trophy to our gift shop and tour company for a free #ghost tour. #StanleyCupFinals #FloridaPanthers #NHLStanleyCup #NHL

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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Jun 12

#Musk and #Trump are on the rebound. Breaking up is hard to do. I’m sure the make up sex will be superb for both of them. #muskvstrump #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsAStoneColdLiar #TrumpVsMusk
#TrumpVsElon

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · May 18

Looking forward to tonight's season finale of #SNL. Wondering if there will be any announcements. #SNL50

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · May 11

Deathly Diner should have been the LAST sketch of the night. Right? Am I right? See what I did there? #SNL. #SNL50

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · May 11

I am really surprised that Mikey Day took his shirt off on #SNL tonight before Walton Goggins did. #SNL50.

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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · May 11

Those dogs did pretty good in the sketch. Will they be on stage at the end of the show with the human actors? #Snl50 #snl. .

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · May 11

More buttons coming undone. At this rate, Walton Goggins will be naked for the last skertch. #SNL. #SNL50

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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · May 11

You know what they say about a little foot and a big foot? Little socks and Big Socks #SNL. #SNL50

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · May 11

That cold open was insane. I hope Colin is up to date with all his shots and vitamins. #SNL. #snl50

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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · May 4

I would eat a BurSweeto. #snl #SNL50

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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · May 4

If the 1800s are the One Eight Hundreds, then what is the 2000s? #snl #SNL50

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · May 3

The 151st running of the #KentuckyDerby is today. Sex with me is just like the #Derby. There are days of preparation that go in to it for a mere two minutes of action.

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Apr 24

The slot opened up for Nichuskin like Moses parting the Red Sea. Gonna call him Moses for now on. #Avs #Avalanche #Stars. #DALvsCOL #NHLPlayoffs #NHL.

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Apr 13

The White Potus was spectacular. Now I know what to call these times we're living in. #SNL #SNL50

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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Apr 13

My favorite scene is coming up. The parting of the Red Sea. I equally enjoy the scene in Bruce Almighty where Jim Carrey parts a bowl of tomato soup. #thetencommandments #Passover

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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Apr 13

In today's world, safety would be very important. #thetencommandments #Passover

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Apr 13

"My blood! Really? Death will pass you if you kill me and spread my blood on your doorway? Well, why didn't I have a say in this? Huh? How about a cow? God could have said kill a cow and spread their blood. This is totally unfair," said the lamb. #Passover #thetencommandments

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One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Apr 13

This image scared me to death when I was a kid. It looked like a green hand and arm. I am first born so I asked my mom for lamb’s blood. #thetencommandments #Passover.

One And Only Gio @oneandonlygio.bsky.social · Apr 6

That was a pretty funny sketch. How did that nurse's boyfriend or husband feel? LOL. #SNL50 #SNL. .

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