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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫
@oneaveragebrit.bsky.social
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Not much to say, just your average 30 something gay Brit/UK citizen trying to survive this dog eat dog world. 🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️I stand by my fellow LGBTQ+🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 2d
The onion news prediction of the 2025 timeline 30 years ago
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 2d
#NigelFarage has #Alzheimer's
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 2d
Shame on you Zack! SHAME ON YOU
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 2d
Shame on #ZackPolanski of the #GreenpartyUK

Inviting a dog abuser on to his #BoldPolitics by the name of #HasanPiker/#HasanAbi

Thr guys pulls dogs tails for a photoshoot, he owns a shock collar(never uses it, but still owns one) and recently git mad his dog Kaya for moving around on his stream....
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 4d
Not sure why I heard a 40 something year old white bloke compalin that McDonald's isnt full of children anymore... like not sure why that was HIS biggest issue.

Creepy though
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 10d
Psstt

Sandy cheeks is actually an euphemism
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 15d
🎵ohhh the grand old duke of york, he finally broke a sweat🎵
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 17d
Something tells me paramount+ knew what they were doing here...😂
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 18d
So Mr. #TommyRobinson you want to make the #U.T.K (unite the kingdom, stupid name when we're called the United Kingdom)

Maybe we should rub it in your face and make r
The #RUK (Re-United Kingdom)

Seeing as you're never here and always off in Europe 27/7 360 days.
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 20d
Now don't worry. We have a simple way of spotting a fascist UK flag and a patriotic UK flag,

If it's the right way up, your safe.

If its upside down, then you may need to move to a new area before you start heat goose stepping on your front lawn.
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 22d
youtube.com/shorts/afsCm...

Maybe Florence Foster Jenkins wasn't the worst singer...
A Minute Of Some Of The Times Andrea Jenkyns (Insomniac) Has Thought It Okay To Sing In Public
YouTube video by Political CUSTARD
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 22d
Okay so its national "double chin day" and no one sent me the memo?
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 22d
If there ever was a #Billionaire #MeToo movement, it would've been called #TheEpsteinFiles
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 23d
Oh no.. I dropped my world's smallest violin in the toilet, I forgot to flush aswell
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 26d
If the #UK leaves thr #ECHR, we thrn become like #SaudiArabia.

Is that what you want?
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 28d
You alright Nigel Farright?
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 28d
If you're a Russian asset and paid for Nigels house, clap your hands. *thunderous clapping from kremlin*
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 28d
Hey grandad, what was ot like before the war?

Cat videos

Huh?
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 29d
Huh... im not even mad
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 29d
Boojershed*
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 29d
AID Geins!??!
The butcher of boohershed?
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 29d
Well I have someone in mind, JK Rowling, she needs a new job and lets face it. Jk looks more like a secretary now then she did back in 2011(hitting the sauce too hard there JK.)
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 29d
So #Reformuk mayor or Lincolnshire #AndreaJenkyns, the women who wants a "cost cutting waste" of that of #DOGE in the uk... she talks about cutting waste and saving money, but wants to hire someone to answer her emails, the kicker, she will pay £147.000 .00 for a secretary.
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 29d
A pint down the pub?
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫 @oneaveragebrit.bsky.social · 29d
Oh no #Momo got #Trump