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@onlyneonstars.bsky.social

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18+, EN&KR aroace, they/it/she 🏳️‍🌈. I LOVE SIGNALIS & 1000xRESIST!!!!! the voreguy (sorry). no minors. i will block pfp: spilledte https://evil-homyonculus.straw.page

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number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 13d

hey guysss if u could help me by supporting my friend and get a cool microorganism out of it thatd be so sickkk ko-fi.com/plasterhound

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Kettle the Knight @kettletheknight.bsky.social · 1d

Chelicerae

Just a little doodle of Hornet with more spidery features

#hollowknight #silksong

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number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 15h

Come play magic the gathering w me. Over the internet cus im not paying money to wizards of the coast for their paper crack . Lets tabletop simulator together🫶

number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 15h

one of my favorite mtg decks is centered entirely around pissing people off so that they try to kill me but the trick is i want to them to kill me off the table not on the table so everytime they try to do anything to me i counterspell and then get rly annoying abt it oooops sorry about your spell<3

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number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 15h

i need more people to autism out to. you dont even have to get it you iust have to nod along when i say ive become a corrosive + blast truther instead of a viralcel and heres my numbers to back it up by going into my strun prime's 800% status chance

number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 1d

imagine getting milked by your dead end job 11pm to 7am standing behind a counter alone in a shitty ass gas station and then you have to flip a coin on whether you see dogguy or wolfguy and either way something psychosexual and unusual will happen but you lowkey have to pay rent and shit

number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 1d

fantasizing about my rural gas station wagie sheepguy oc who doesnt exist yet i really need to design them but im getting tortured by classes

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 1d

Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.

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number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 1d

I keep wanting to go back if only to make like 60 bucks and then feel the urge to run into a wall

number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 1d

Ridiculous

number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 1d

Everytime i want to go back to making money off of my niche shit i just make myself remember what i had to put up with last time i tried. if only i could curate the people who comm'd me but then that knocks the potential market from [however many views my ekacc has] to FOUR

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number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 1d

People said that drawing freak porn for weirdos on the internet makes a lot of money. They didnt tell me that it's literally hell

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number 1 fixer freak 🔞 @onlyneonstars.bsky.social · 10d

swapping out "kill myself" to "jerk off" is extremely good for your personal vocabulary. my friends have been doing that and its making me want to say it all the time as a stim but i literally dont because it sounds awful so i end up just not going for "kill myself" sentences