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‏shitpost machine 3000‏

‏shitpost machine 3000‏

@oof.bsky.social

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‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Mar 1

i am the goat

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Feb 20

right from birth

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Feb 2

I like deers

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Feb 1

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Jan 11

ai

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Jan 11

when you sign up for work and actually have to work 😫

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Jan 7

theres a wolf inside me

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Jan 4

guys am I silly enough?

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Jan 4

fresh air over here

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Jan 4

you know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 29

would you try a pringles flavor called one million cheeseburgers?

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 25

happy christmas

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 24

mom please let me open my presents

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 23

every reboot

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 23

all ready for christmas

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 22

free advice in my dms

I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice meme

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 22

doggo

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 20

exclusive leaks (only on bluesky)

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 9

how do i get a job at bata

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 9

umm

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 8

what good do they even do

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 6

where can i buy this book

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 6

zoe

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 4

Spotify wrapped screenshot that says Most played this year: You lol 😭

‏shitpost machine 3000‏ @oof.bsky.social · Dec 4

whats wrong with south korean presidents

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1. Lee Seungman (1948-1960) - deposed
2. Yoon Bosong (1960-1962) - overthrown.
3. Park Chonhee (1962-1979) - assassinated.
4. Choi Gyu Ha (1979-1980) - ousted by military coup.
5. Jeong Doo-hwan (1981-1988) - sentenced to death after completing his presidential term.
6. Roh Dae-woo (1988-1993) - sentenced to 22 years in prison after completing his presidential term.
7. Kim Young-sam (1993-1998) - Sat in prison until his presidential term. As president, secured the conviction of his two predecessors.
8. Kim Daejung (1998-2003) - Sat in prison and was sentenced to death before becoming president (later pardoned). Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize.
9. Roh Moohyun (2003-2008) - Impeached (overturned by the Constitutional Court). After the end of his presidential term, was investigated on corruption charges. He committed suicide
10. Lee Myung-bak (2008-2013) - After the end of the presidential term, arrested and under arrest on corruption charges. 11. Park Geun-hye (2013-2016) - impeached. Arrested on corruption charges. 24 years in prison.