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@oota.cyberfelony.com

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K-radicalized by the internet back in 199x. Used to do computer things, now an International Man of Leisure. "Running a con is a sucker's game" - me @HushCon.com (he/him) (wondering when that butlerian jihad gonna happen)

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 1d

Every bit helps! As does stretching afterwards... 😂

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 1d

congrats!!

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 3d

Fine.

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 3d

It's Saturday afternoon. I'm in a fancy Tokyo hotel's bar. I'm tired AF. I'm finally sold on the mezcal Negroni.

Also all the news seems to still be horrible, not a fan of that stuff.

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 3d

Such a creature could not exist!

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 5d

We did it boys. Found the pool on the roof. #hacktheplanet

Picture of a Tokyo school with a swimming pool on the roof.

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 6d

Is it scheduled to be at the pool on the roof?

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 6d

Solid advice.
The camp you should go to is the one where I will tell you how to wear boots good though.

Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 6d

I guess I haven't clearly articulated this in writing, but friends do not let friends without substantive IT work experience and/or a credible IT degree take cybersecurity career bootcamps in 2025.

They are up to no good. Shenanigans. Malfeasance. They are not a safe way to get a job.

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 7d

kermit the frog is holding a briefcase and says " i 'm mysterious "

Alt: kermit the frog is holding a briefcase and says " i 'm mysterious "

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 7d

That's also very likely. Computer learning does not seem to work that good on me

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 7d

After being off work over a year I've learned one thing. Having "International Man of Leisure" as my LinkedIn role does not actually provide me with well matched appropriate gigs.

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 11d

🫶 🤘

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 11d

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 12d

I'm here to remind you of the aesthetics we've lost.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHAQ...

George Michael - Fastlove (Official Video)

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 12d

Quit trying to make fetch happen

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HushCon @hushcon.com · 13d

AOL dial-up gets turned off permanently tonight at midnight. Our CFP is also closing down soon on October 1st, so it's a great time to use those free AOL internet hours to get those last minute submissions in while you still can.

a screenshot of the america online website with a connected message

ALT: a screenshot of the america online website with a connected message

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 15d

I don't think a toddler should eat that much popcorn. 🤨

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 22d

sorry it was traveling day. no it's like elle, violet, and others said, vibes etc. I just spent 5 min trying to write additional points but debian vs macos really nails it for me too.

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 22d

The client app.

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 23d

Don't we all 🤣

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 23d

Jeeeeeezzz

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 23d

Shows in NY seem to be trouble spots for you sometimes....

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 24d

That Guy is.... oof this morning

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 24d

Guess I'm being That Guy tonight

Me wearing a The Downward Spiral T-shirt and all black clothes. And the sickest glasses you've ever seen.

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 24d

The antidote is for you to buy a ticket to @hushcon.com Seattle... or submit a talk 🤔