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If you teach your kids English with an accent they’ll speak it with an accent bc they won’t know otherwise - especially if homeschooled

I recommend French.

Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll check it out! Thanks :)

Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 1d

Oh something else I forgot to mention!
One time like 20 years ago I went to a house party and the host had a calico cat
and I was like “C’mere little lady” or something like that - and it actually was a male cat!
And that is how I learned about xxy genetics

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 1d

Some species of frog can change gender. Haven’t you seen Jurassic park?

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 1d

I was like ok someone in the comments must have already mentioned the Mr clean resemblance lol

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 1d

🖤🧡🤍 :)

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 1d

She has such a sweet face <3

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 1d

My cat before pepper was a calico but she had the tortoiseshell in some of her spots too! And a lil striped raccoon tail

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 1d

How dare the pope actually go off of Jesus’s teachings!

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 1d

Mine’s been called a “torti tabby” by the vet bc she has that orange in her fur. Imma celebrate

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 2d

Hard to pick up a job at Barnes and noble for 2-3 hours a week, not all in one shift, at 11pm

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 2d

She reported back to me that it wasn’t worth the effort via any of the routes she went.
But, I wish you luck on your ventures.
Now she sells craft shit on Etsy lol

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 2d

(Gotta pay off those student loans somehow)

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 2d

🤣 these were thankfully just her side hustles. She has a PHD

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 2d

Also- probably smart to not get your pictures from Getty images

Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 2d

I know someone who briefly used to sell her underwear thru a website.
She quit doing it tho bc she said the whole thing was kind of a hassle and you had to pay the website to advertise it for you and she got sick of it.
She sold feet pics for awhile thru a phone app, too

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder if she’s going to plagiarize someone else’s speech or if it’ll be her own

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 2d

Definitely tell your therapist it had that affect on you tho- they might be able to find a different medication to replace it, or perhaps an anxiety medication to take in tandem

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 2d

If you can’t look at this and immediately recognize it as trolling

Then at least I hope you have the sense to know you should never just blindly believe something you see posted on social media

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