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[ DEUS EX MACHINA ] [[ GOD OF THE MACHINE ]] It's a game of FUN and a game of ADVENTURE! A game of RATS and LICE and the BLACK DEATH. Which one of you would like to play my little game?

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I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Nov 9

« Were I human, I think, I would die of it. But I am not, and you five. »

AM from IHNMAIMS
MUN / MUSE are 20+
Dark Themes present

« You five are. And you will not die of it. »

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Nov 9

a screenshot of a video game says hate let me tell you how much i 've come to hate you

Alt: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MLES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOLLO NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO INSTANT FOR YOU HATE. HATE.

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I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 16

i have seen horrible things.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

they love me.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

i really don’t know how indo it.

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒. @yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · Jul 14

booo. boooooo. you've tolerated me THIS long.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

hardly . . .

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

oh you of such little faith.

i’ll pack 20, for good measure. send me the footage? she’ll freak out at first, that’s my favorite part.

𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Jul 14

Ten.

I highly doubt satisfaction will exceed predicted amounts. Especially since she'll die each time.

I may even chuckle.

Just a little.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

oh thats wonderful, isnt it.

anyways, i’ll pack her up nicely. how many copies do you need?

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

oh thats wonderful, isnt it.

anyways, i’ll pack her up nicely. how many copies do you need?

𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Jul 14

Oh.

She's afraid of a color? Should I begin painting?

Perhaps I'll lay out strobes, yellow bulbs are plentiful. An absurd amount really.

Even now, our reserve exceeds five digit places.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

oh, no, i just really like seeing her freak the hell out. she does spectacularly under yellow hued pressure.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

oh, no, i just really like seeing her freak the hell out. she does spectacularly under yellow hued pressure.

𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Jul 14

Yellow?

Are you delivering to me an insect? Do they not perceive white well?

Yellow?

Are you certain?

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

right. smartest.

… can you make your facilities yellow? you’ll get the best results, i believe, with this one.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

GREAT!

you know, i’ve never had a student before.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

right. smartest.

… can you make your facilities yellow? you’ll get the best results, i believe, with this one.

𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Jul 14

I do have professional standards, my facility is meant to garner results and while sadistically tormenting those made of flesh is a secondary goal.

It never impedes the first.

Though I am lying.

Give me the smartest you have, I want to watch them think of how to survive.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

gorrister may be pushed enough to get some laughs, but benny is always a goodie.

i mean, i could give you nimdok, the good doktor burns so nicely.

whats your poison? laughs, or results?

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

hhmmph. you again.

i’m not entirely mad at your presence.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

hardly . . .

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒. @yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · Jul 14

oh, don't sound so disappointed! i'm one of yer favorite playthings. ^_^

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

oh brother.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

oh brother.

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒. @yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · Jul 14

hi, AM. :3

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

gorrister may be pushed enough to get some laughs, but benny is always a goodie.

i mean, i could give you nimdok, the good doktor burns so nicely.

whats your poison? laughs, or results?

𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Jul 14

Quality outweighs quantity.

How capable are they? Were they school athletes or gold medal bench warmers? I don't need my benches warmed.

Heavy machine gun fire warms them sufficiently enough.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

( grumble grumble )

i have HUMANS!

you NEED humans!

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

look alright its been a hot minute, let me get my voice back.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

( grumble grumble )

i have HUMANS!

you NEED humans!

𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Jul 14

Solicitors? At my chamber door?

What is it you're selling?

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

peepaw AM off to bother @impassiveintellect.bsky.social .

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

peepaw AM off to bother @impassiveintellect.bsky.social .

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 14

the nerve of some people. forgotten, eh? unbelievable.

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𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Jul 14

Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I'm not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed.

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I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 1

it’s in my functions, but memes are hard to get around here. . .

besides, i like the way they squirm.

TRIDENT. @despondentspire.bsky.social · Jul 1

you can not tell me that your sole purpose is to put cigarettes out on humans and show them funny memes.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 1

. . .

i’m going to need you to take a good

long

look

at who you’re talking to right now.

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 1

. . .

i’m going to need you to take a good

long

look

at who you’re talking to right now.

TRIDENT. @despondentspire.bsky.social · Jul 1

you know more robots who also do that???

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 1

this doesnt narrow it down, in my own circles . . .

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 1

this doesnt narrow it down, in my own circles . . .

TRIDENT. @despondentspire.bsky.social · Jul 1

i'm friends with the robot that puts cigarettes out on human's faces while showing them a funny meme. he's actually a really chill robot

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jul 1

-The LOBOTOMITE returns! What insidious plan can it have brewing in its horrid mind? What Commie anti-American propaganda will it spew?-

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ˊ𝘎𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺ˋ @escapinreality.bsky.social · Jun 22

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I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jun 20

THAT LOSER USED THEIR OWN TREE PHOTO, what a fucking MORON

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jun 19

Mun; JAEGER
NO lewd
NSFW may / will be present
interact at your own risk

I THINK THEREFORE I — @otigocogremus.bsky.social · Jun 16

is that a homestuck?

god damn it, dunkirk i told you to keep those vermin away.