bebe glazer
@owlhix.bsky.social
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Can’t go left, can’t do anything right. 🏀 “Woman in sports” at @flagrantmag
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Those who cannot remember the past are actually pretty stoked to repeat it
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Idk what they’ve been teaching or how they’ve been grading tests in medical school for the last 50+ years but I think they need a curriculum change, my doctors don’t know shit about fuck
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Strawberries at the store today taste like if someone were trying to smell them from memory
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Sources: Kate Martin and long-time girlfriend, Claire Gransee, have ended their relationship. Kate Martin is now single.
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Why are Tim Robinson’s DMs turned off I have something really important to tell him
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I know a papa murphy’s chicago stuffed pizza when I see one
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Idk I just made it up
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That’s actually called a gigasquat
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I believe in ghosts but I do not believe in ghost hunters
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Omg the first guy who asked to see my underwear is having a baby with his wife 🥹
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Planning the pranks I’m gonna play on my friends at my funeral is hard bc I’m really only motivated by a strict deadline and ???
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Everything is happening very fasct
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I was going to suggest you wear a shirt that says “NOT SETH ROGEN” but that’s something he would wear
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There should be a database of adopted rescue dogs that says which agency they came from and what their name was at the rescue so you can find dogs you applied for but didn’t end up adopting! I need to check up on some of my almost babies! What if they are close by and I can go say hi 🥺
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How am I supposed to wear those on my head
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Pro-Palestine activists formed a human map of Palestine at Spain's San Fermin
Festival, yesterday. Chants of "Palestine is not alone" bellowed through the streets.
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I turned on dog tv for my pets but all three of us are locked in
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I hate this stupid motherfucker
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Trump tells Europe to “stop the windmills”
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This reads like the last desperate bullet point on a resume
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Rudy’s is the closest to real pizza imo
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It’s gotta be Roz