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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 4h

Good!

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 6h

Yes!
When the ride is over, do people cover their seats in shame?
I can only imagine labias hanging over the edge of seats.

a dog sticking its head out of a car window .

ALT: a dog sticking its head out of a car window .

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 6h

Walking into my 9:00am patient (80+ yrs old) at 9:03am.
He taps his watch.
Says “Honey, you’re LATE!”

Me-side eye-“Sir.”

Grumpy old guys are my favorite.

a woman in a suit and pearl necklace is sitting in front of a blue background and making a funny face .

ALT: a woman in a suit and pearl necklace is sitting in front of a blue background and making a funny face .

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 19h

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 7h

Yes. I’m leaning towards going

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 9h

I’m trying to decide if it’s safe to go. And if I should bring the kids

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Miss Recreate @missrecreate.bsky.social · 1d

🫩

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

WELKER: Are you looking at invoking the Insurrection Act?

VANCE: We have to remember we are talking about this bc crime has gotten out of control

W: Crime is down in both Chicago & Portland

V: Crime is down bc they are so overwhelmed at the local level they are not even keeping stats properly

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 9h

Some bike seats have cushions. The oooze would be baked in lmao

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 9h

Public nudity aside, I can only focus on how it would FEEL 😩😩😩

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 21h

❤️❤️❤️

PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 21h

Hank would say Hi too but the cats are up to their usual shenanigans and he’s distracted

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h

Obama: "When you see an administration suggest that ordinary street crime is an insurrection or a terrorist act, that is a genuine effort to weaken how we have understood democracy."

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 21h

Oh no 💔💔💔💔💔

PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 21h

O.
M.
G.

a woman is sitting in a chair holding a newspaper and laughing .

ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair holding a newspaper and laughing .

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

me after attending a protest

Jeff Goldblum running out of a store with a bunch of shopping bags in his hand. He's dressed fashionably in a tan jacket, black shirt, gray trousers, and black loafers.

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 22h

YOU GOT A DOOOOOOOGGGGGG???? 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 23h

Mike Johnson really doesn’t want you to go to the largest peaceful protest in American history: NoKings.org

NO KINGS
For the love of America

OCTOBER 18
www.NoKings.org

Picture of Statue of Liberty with American flag in the background

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IrishIceSP @irishicesp.bsky.social · 23h

And now they have a law about that...

Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 1d

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 22h

I’m so sorry 💔💔💔

PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 22h

I don’t want to think about the status of those seats post-nudie-ride 🤣🤣🤣

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

🤡

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 2d

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

FORM A CROWD
STAY LOUD
PROTECT EACH OTHER
CODE I:
ICE NEARBY
BLOW QUICKLY IN A BROKEN RHYTHM:
PRE-PRE-PRE!
→ ALERTS THE COMMUNITY THAT ICE AGENTS ARE IN THE AREA.
ROGERS PARK WHISTLE PROTOCOLS
WHY A WHISTLE? ON THE STREETS
• A SIMPLE TOOL FOR FAST ALERTS.
• LOUD.
RECOGNIZABLE.
IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
• OUR VOICES ARE
STRONGER TOGETHER.
WHISTLES GUIDE
PEOPLE TO:
• FOLLOW ICE CARAVANS
• CATCH UP WITH THE CROWD
• ALERT NEIGHBORS
TO JOIN IN
NOISE = VISIBILITY.
CODE 2:
CODE RED
BLOW THREE LONG BLASTS:
PREEEE-PREEEE-PREEEE!
→ ICE IS DETAINING SOMEONE.
FORM A CROWD, STAY LOUD.
DON'T STAY SILENT. STAY NONVIOLENT.
WHY IT WORKS
• INSTANT ALERT
SYSTEM
• FASTER THAN SOCIAL MEDIA
• TURNS SILENCE INTO COMMUNITY
ACTION
ORIGINAL FLYER CREATED BY:
WHAT YOU CAN DO
• WEAR YOUR WHISTLE AROUND YOUR NECK
TEACH FAMILY
EIGHBORS TH
CODES
• USE IT WHEN ICE IS
SPOTTED
• PROTECT EACH OTHER, ALWAYS
TOGETHER, WE KEEP OUR COMMUNITY SAFE.
FORM A CROWD, STAY LOUD.
THIS FLYER DISTRIBUTED BY:
PROTECT RP
• @PROTECTRP_

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PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 1d

🤣😁😆
I know
Someone liked it just yesterday and it was originally from months ago so I figured it needed to come back into view 🤣

PandaMom @pandamom.bsky.social · 2d

It’s astonishing how incompetent they are. Why would anyone ever take a federal job at this point?

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