they could have a figurehead sure, but is Dolan giving up his retirement from the Catholic church for a bunch of online dweebs who wouldn't be able to pay for his lifestyle?
The people who consider themselves "tradcath" could barely fill a single parish in any given city, much less an honest to god schism of any size. And most of the really conservative cardinals and bishops were replaced by Pope Francis.
The worst part is that it robbed me of that eureka moment where you go through a complicated debugging process, figure out an issue on something you're working on, and then suddenly it all works. That "aha" should have been seven days ago.